GOING out on the pull is a myth created by lads' magazines. Here's what really happens when you try to find a stranger to have sex with:
THE social hierarchy of your school days was insanely dumb. If you didn't have any of these items you were at the bottom of the heap.
A MAN who addresses other men by calling them ‘bruv’ has not got the required personal characteristics to carry it off.
ARE you off out with a friend who’s drop-dead gorgeous in a way you will never be? Here’s what to expect when you find yourself playing the ugly mate.
FORGET Covid and Brexit - it’s the little things that make us totally lose our shit on a daily basis. Like these:
DO you wake up in a cold sweat, imagining you heard one of the many awful sounds of waking life? These will ruin your beauty sleep.
A MAN and his daughter have been left reeling after completing a driving lesson without any yelling incidents.
KIDS will hate the educational activities you have planned for half-term. However they will lovingly remember these lowbrow experiences forever.
SOME modern phrases are so godawful they make you want to squirm yourself inside out. Here are the worst offenders.