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A MOTHER of three is trying to set the right cover charge for tomorrow’s Christmas dinner with her family.

A MILLENNIAL unable to afford a car or house deposit is barely able to cover the cost of his all-over ink, he has confirmed.

THE most wonderful time of the year is upon us, and you’ll be spending it trapped in a room with a person you abhor. Who is your Yuletide nemesis?

DECIDED to f**k up everyone else’s Christmas by having a wedding? You probably think these other things are a great idea too.

WOMEN are fully aware there are sprigs of mistletoe strategically placed over doorways and are deliberately disregarding them, it has emerged.

YOUNG thrill-seeking drinkers, bored with gentrified gastropubs, are seeking out old-fashioned drinkeries that serve pints flavoured with intimidation and danger.

A POPULAR high street wargaming store has announced that the beauty pageant it was due to hold today has been cancelled.

A MAN has countered allegations of hair loss by asserting that it only seems that way because his brow is growing by the day.

ARE you playing dungeon master for busy working mums who just want to escape from it all and shag a centaur? Include these key points.

EVER met anyone from Lincolnshire? Can you even imagine saying ‘Where are you from?’ and the answer being ‘Warwick?’ No. These swathes of Britain are uninhabited.