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A RESIDENT of London has been stripped of her status by presuming to learn to drive a car by which she might visit other places.

GEN Z has confirmed the mullet is the official hairstyle of anyone who wishes to announce they stand outside of the gender binary.

A MAN has been exposed after posing as a veteran on Remembrance Sunday. But faking a military career is so popular you can’t help wondering if you should try it yourself. Let’s look at the pros and cons.

A TEENAGER is anxious that his ear piercing gives the impression he is attracted to the opposite sex.

THE greatest benefit of darker nights is the chance to see into the crappy front rooms of other people and judge them.

PLANNING a trip to the big smoke? Want that authentically wretched London experience the residents keep for themselves? Try these ten must-miss activities.

NINE and a half grand to spend a year hanging out with your mates in the prime of your youth is still a good deal, students have been told.

A DICKISH couple are certain people from miles around will gratefully gaze at the huge free fireworks display they are putting on.

AN uptight bed showroom is stupidly not letting customers find out how good the mattresses are for shagging on.

HALLOWEEN is a time for ghosts, ghouls and women who want an excuse to wear revealing costumes. If you’re going to regret dressing as a slutty witch here are some outfits which are hard to sexualise.