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Six working-class sex fantasies of middle-class couples

UPTIGHT middle-class couples indulge in the ultimate taboo in the bedroom and pretend they’re common. These are six of their darkest fantasies.

'I murdered her with an Emma Bridgewater teapot': Real killers on adopting the cosy crime trend

COSY crime is booming, and real-life murderers are not immune to its charms with more and more unsolved killings marked by tweeness.

Five occasions men wear their one generic M&S suit

THE estate of manhood comes with a single inoffensive M&S suit, to be worn at each and every formal social event. Including these.

Holiday friends or swingers? How to tell the difference

ARE this couple trying to be your holiday hombres for the next fortnight, or are they pushing for a four-way in their five-star suite? Check these clues.

Tasting menus, and other thoughtful gift experiences your parents won't even try to like

PARENTS demand presents but want nothing. Your attempt to treat them to something different will be resented and reviled.

Six annoying traits of your partner that are particularly fun on holiday

IS your holiday is a gruelling test of your love for your partner? Here are some behaviours you wish they’d saved for when you’re not in their company 24/7 after spending a fortune.

Only sexy people enjoying summer

ONLY attractive people with toned, fit bodies are truly enjoying the summer.

Seven reasons why of course everyone judges your f**king tattoos

DESPITE their popularity, tattoos are still not fully accepted by those who do not cover their skin with childish drawings. Could it be for these obvious reasons?

Lovably flawed 38-year-old career man refuses to be pressured into marriage

A QUIRKY, independent 38-year-old man believes he is too focused on his job and his happiness to give in to the pressure to marry.

The Broughton Interchange off the M180 near Scawby, and five other summer bucket list trips

HOW to remember the epic summer of ’26? Burnham tattoo? Binface tattoo? Or with a visit to the UK’s most desirable locations?