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Most toxic person you know thinks she's a people pleaser

A PSYCHOLOGICALLY corrosive and morally reprehensible person genuinely believes all her problems stem from being a people pleaser.

Six things your mate who's always too broke to do anything did last month

HAS your perpetually broke friend bailed on buying you a drink again? While letting slip that all these activities were apparently within last month’s budget.

How to lie in: A guide for irritating early risers

PERPETUALLY paranoid about ‘wasting the day’ staying in bed? Chill the f**k out by following this guide to enjoying it and not being knackered by 9pm.

Am I maxxing, mogging, or moggmaxxing? A guide to the latest youth slang

CONCERNED about whether your recent trip to Londis to buy Monster was one in which you were mogging, maxxing, or both? We explain.

Six terrible birthdays you've had that are still infinitely better than Andrew's

WE’VE all had a miserable birthday at some point, but it probably wasn’t as bad as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s. Here are some unhappy ones that were great compared to his.

Cyclist bemoans lack of jeopardy in cycle lane

A CYCLIST used to weaving in and out of traffic has criticised cycle lanes for being too safe.

Six places free from bloody kids this half-term

THE worst of all half-terms is here, and the streets are teeming with crazed children and their anguished guardians. Looking to escape them? Try these sanctuaries.

Licking chocolate out of a nappy, and other demeaning baby shower activities

STAG and hen dos are now a f**king nightmare for everyone involved, so baby showers were the logical next step.

How to save tiny amounts on petrol by being a slave to Fuel Finder apps

THE government’s new Fuel Finder scheme will send drivers rushing about for cheaper petrol to save a breathtaking £40 a year. Here’s how to let it take over your life.

Going travelling when you're 40 not a sign life is going well

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has insisted that quitting his job, moving his stuff into storage and going travelling to find himself is definitely not a sign that his life has quietly derailed.