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A WOMAN who popped into her local sex shop while already feeling a little frisky has left it more than £200 down.

WONDERING why you’re paying hundreds a month for a dingy hallway, stolen parcels and a sticker with a QR code for an online scam in the lift? Check out these features.

THE UK’s leading financial expert Martin Lewis has recommended spending cash on escorts and good times because life is ultimately a finite resource.

UPTIGHT middle-class couples indulge in the ultimate taboo in the bedroom and pretend they’re common. These are six of their darkest fantasies.

COSY crime is booming, and real-life murderers are not immune to its charms with more and more unsolved killings marked by tweeness.

THE estate of manhood comes with a single inoffensive M&S suit, to be worn at each and every formal social event. Including these.

ARE this couple trying to be your holiday hombres for the next fortnight, or are they pushing for a four-way in their five-star suite? Check these clues.

PARENTS demand presents but want nothing. Your attempt to treat them to something different will be resented and reviled.

IS your holiday is a gruelling test of your love for your partner? Here are some behaviours you wish they’d saved for when you’re not in their company 24/7 after spending a fortune.

ONLY attractive people with toned, fit bodies are truly enjoying the summer.