Lifestyle

A DEEPLY disturbing man has the stamina to go out on Monday to Thursday evenings and wants to know if you are ready to join him.

A COUPLE who spent close to a thousand pounds on three days in Vienna have called what to others would be a major financial event a mere ‘trippette’.

ARE you getting older and are in a band that appears, to other people, to be going nowhere fast? Here’s how to justify it to yourself and your weary partner and friends.

IT’S easy to feel Halloween should be a spooky extravaganza due to all the suggestions and tips in the media. So how are you deciding you can’t be arsed?

A HETEROSEXUAL man has yet again found himself wondering if oral sex performed by another man would be different and possibly better.

THE foundations of a father’s identity have been shaken after he decided to put the heating on before November.

AS a couple, we wondered if there could be something more to our hollow lives. So we tried buying everything we wanted all the time, and it’s been brilliant.

AN old-fashioned time piece is shamelessly showing off its incredibly sexy, curvaceous figure for all to see.

OLDER men looking to attract younger women have leapt onto the fake nipple trend and are wearing as many as 18 per outfit.

A MAN who attempted to chat up a woman in a dog park has been outed as a loather of dogs pretty much immediately.