EVER get the red mist just because someone – perhaps even someone you love – has used a phrase that seems a legitimate reason to kill? Like these?
A RICH twat believes that anyone with a job they dislike should quit and do something they love instead, because she could.
MANCHESTER mayor Andy Burnham has admitted being suspicious about a wedding invitation he has received which is unusually red.
WORKING from home doesn’t mean abandoning years of interdesk warfare with colleagues or even just pissing them off slightly less. Here’s how to f**k shit up remotely.
HAS your nemesis just revealed they’ve been given an ample pay rise or tricked some hapless moron into marrying them? Put on a brave face with these coping strategies.
A VEGETARIAN is definitely, completely sure that there is no problem with you eating your medium-rare steak while sat opposite them, you dick.
ANOTHER Batman film is on the way, as if we hadn’t had our fill of the moody pointy-eared bastard. Here’s why he should be given a rest.
PEOPLE who brag about meeting their 'fitness goals' are to be punished by receiving the Covid-19 vaccine last.
WITH sales of bikes and the ridiculous paraphernalia that comes with them at a record high, here’s how to become an absolute knob about your new cycling obsession.
THE only location in London where you can have casual sex with a member of a different household is now Strictly Come Dancing.
AWARENESS of social injustice is a good thing, but are you trying to prove you’re more 'woke' than everyone else? You could be overdoing it.
A WOMAN is exasperated by her husband's continued use of childish slang to refer to his genitals, despite being a 41-year-old chartered accountant.
AS the most important part of the UK moves into Tier 2, Londoners will face uniquely metropolitan restrictions. And because they affect the capital the whole country has to hear about them.
THE women of the UK have pledged to restore the natural ecosystem of their legs this winter.
IS your natural instinct to treat the three-tier lockdown as a load of bollocks that doesn’t apply to you? Here are some great ways to be a dick.
THE Welsh have installed a network of foolproof Scouse-detectors along their northern border.
RUDDY-FACED patriots obsessed with the war are appalled to see you are not wearing a poppy yet and want to know why.
ARE you a broadcaster who feels the need to support blustering bellends then can’t understand why they turn on you? Here’s how the BBC keeps doing it.
TAKEAWAY deliveries are more popular than ever, but what does your meal say about your social class, personality and lovemaking skills? Read on and find out.
THE Wetherspoons chain of restaurants will remain open in tier three areas because they only serve alcohol as an accompaniment to cordon bleu meals.