THE idea of holding a five-day cricket match in England was initially conceived as a prank, it has emerged.
THE Government has revealed its real no-deal Brexit plans, drawn up by Michael Gove and his 14-year-old son at their Cornish holiday cottage yesterday afternoon.
Film fans at an outdoor cinema event insisted they had a great time shivering through a film they have all seen several times before.
A WOMAN’S designer leather handbag has gradually evolved into a crap-filled portable dustbin.
EXPERTS have agreed that it is best for everyone if we neither think about nor acknowledge what cheese actually is.
A WOMAN has become a self help guru after accidentally putting every 10th word she writes in capital letters.
AN anonymous whistleblower has revealed that Britain's universities are hotbeds of dweebish behaviour.
A BEST man speech has succeeded in turning everyone the groom has ever cared about against him.
IT may feel as if your parents are trying to traumatise or actually kill you by taking you to a music festival, but they are just idiots. Here's how to avoid being mentally scarred for life.
ARE you about to be trapped inside a metal box on wheels with your family for hours on end? Here’s how to survive:
DO you sometimes get drawn into mindless ‘debates’ then bitterly regret wasting your time? Here are some classics to avoid.
A MAN has ruined his chance to form a romantic relationship by using an invented slang word to describe his date.
PARTS of Britain will today get a month’s rain in a day, but how will you claim it isn’t making your British break a nightmare? Try these tips.
BRITAIN’S pedants have conceded defeat over persistent misuse of the word ‘literally’.
WITH an unnecessary remake of The Lion King in cinemas, how far can the film industry take this creatively bankrupt trend? Here are some ideas.
AN A-Level student is celebrating getting the grades to go to a low-level university and do a course that will mean he can stay in bed most days.
A GIRL who felt perfectly well all day long has suddenly developed 6,000 mystery illnesses at bedtime.
A DOG experiencing a mid-life crisis has begun shagging his owner’s other leg to make him feel young and virile again.
ALL bad stuff in world gone away now football back, say man.
OVERUSING your phone can ruin an evening, unless all your mates are tw*ts who only want to obsessively check their emails too. Here’s how make a sociable night totally pointless.