A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists.
DO YOU have COVID-19? Take the official government multiple-choice test and find out.
A SINGLE woman in lockdown has admitted that she is now even getting sexually excited at This Morning.
A PAIR of extremely close co-workers have realised that they are no longer friends now they do not sit together.
WITH the pandemic destroying whole industries, getting your partner into a boring but steady job is the only way to keep you in bog roll and broadband. Follow these tips.
CHILDREN taking daily PE lessons with Joe Wicks are physically healthy but at least 30 per cent more common, parents have reported.
THE men of Sunderland have assured the UK of their absolute compliance when it comes to social distancing.
THE owners of dogs are now more excited than their pets about the prospect of walkies.
AS CORONAVIRUS has shown, things can always get worse. For example, if any of these six spoke up.
THE UK is not succeeding at flattening the curve of the number of WhatsApps it is receiving, it has admitted.
THERE’S no lockdown on passive-aggressive one-upmanship, so here’s how to outdo the Joneses without leaving the house.
A MAN has verbally abused a small group of ducks in his local park for flouting coronavirus lockdown rules.
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SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands.
BRITONS who have fled to their second homes have confessed they had no idea that the locals they saw there were actual existing people.
MAINTAINING a distance of two metres from other people applies to everyone except joggers, joggers have agreed.
POPPING to the shops but worried police will judge your beer and crisps non-essential? Try these to make your basket purposed and focused.
A 19-YEAR-OLD Lidl employee is keeping a photo in his pocket of the sweetheart he will marry when this madness is over.
NO, not just ‘I can’t shake this cough’ – here are the other once-innocent phrases that now fill you with terror.
EXPERTS have warned that Britain may be under partial lockdown for the next six months. Here’s how it will go.