Business
Dog Analytics sold data from other dogs' arses
A DOG-OWNED analytics company has been selling information gained by sniffing other dogs’ arses, it has emerged.
Office full of idiots can't understand why everything is so difficult
A SMALL business is staffed entirely by f**king morons who cannot understand why everything takes ages, it has emerged.
House of Fraser unveils new business model of not letting you have stuff when you pay for it
HOUSE of Fraser is to cease the 'economically suicidal' practice of giving customers goods when they pay for them, it has confirmed.
John Lewis starting to suspect it is being undersold
JOHN Lewis is beginning to wonder if its prices may be much, much higher than its rivals after years of wilful ignorance.
Big tubs of chocolates right at front of supermarket just for no reason
TUBS of Heroes and Celebrations have been placed right by the entrance of every supermarket just in case you fancy them for whatever reason, say retailers.
Pub improves smoking area by adding walls, roof, toilets and bar
A PUB has revamped its smoking area by adding walls, a roof and a bar selling beer.
Supermarkets stocking up on bizarre impulse buys for panicking, hungry freshers
SUPERMARKETS are stocking up on strange, exotic ingredients for first-year students who have never had to feed themselves before.
Colleague's 'friendly reminder' has surprisingly unfriendly tone
A FRIENDLY email reminder is actually quite hostile, it has emerged.
- Satan buys Wonga's loan book
- We sell designer clothes for below retail price and sweets for well above, says TK Maxx
- Mike Ashley attacks 'greedy' landlords from inside giant pie
- Britain's best and worst chip shops basically identical
- Could we run the prison if we called ourselves a business? ask prisoners
