Business

THERE is nothing like a woman kicking ass in the business world to make other women feel like failures. Begin the year with these pioneers.

ONCE rulers of the high street, it’s now impossible to believe that their unsettling concepts were ever viable businesses. How did they ever survive?

ONLINE shops are beginning a relentless quest for customer feedback that will only end when you have given them five stars or are dead.

A LITTLE boy has been delighted to realise that Christmas is more of a hollow capitalist scam than he dared to dream possible.

THE most important man in recorded history has set an out-of-office auto-response on his email for 1pm until 6pm today.

A SHOP assistant is distraught to learn a customer will be shopping elsewhere following a minor incident.

AMAZON’S algorithm, like an elephant, never forgets. And to this day it’s making helpful suggestions based on a 2018 smoke alarm purchase.

TESCO Metro has unveiled a new slogan that reflects the half-arsed shopping habits of its customers.

THE Pandora Papers have revealed that you are the only person in the entire world paying their fair share of taxes and everyone is laughing at you.

ENERGY firms facing bankruptcy due to soaring bills have been patronisingly advised that a prepayment meter would control their spending.