Business
'Oops, did our advert piss off dickheads?' asks razor blade company
A RAZOR blade company has expressed surprise that its latest advert has pissed off a lot of dickheads.
Woman pretending she's not in department store just to do a shit
A WOMAN is pretending to be browsing the floors of a department store while actually plotting a course for their toilets, she has confessed.
Nana outlives the HMV voucher she got you for Christmas
YOUR 91-year-old grandmother is surprised to have remained vital for longer than the £20 HMV voucher she bought you for Christmas, she has admitted.
Britain returns to pretending to work
BRITAIN'S workers have returned to staring purposefully at their screens for eight hours.
Real-life Scrooge expects team to do some work this week
A REAL-LIFE version of Scrooge has cruelly demanded his merry staff do some work this week.
Ryanair to compensate passengers by never letting them fly Ryanair again
RYANAIR has agreed to compensate passengers whose flights were cancelled by banning them from flying Ryanair ever again.
Japanese car companies admit pulling out of UK is scare story and true story
JAPANESE car companies will pull out of the UK if there is a no-deal Brexit, but admitted that must be really scary.
May pays full price for item in Sports Direct
THERESA May has bought the only non-discounted item in Sports Direct, it has emerged.
