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Amazon detractors forced to admit that Saudi Royal family is just slightly worse

PEOPLE who have been complaining about the evils of Amazon for years have been forced to admit that the Saudi Arabian Royal family might just have the edge.

It's Easter now, say supermarkets

SUPERMARKETS have confirmed that it is Easter now.  

Queen sells advertising space on the side of swans

THE Queen is to boost royal revenues by selling advertising space on the side of swans.

Build-A-Bear party exposed as child labour

CHILDREN’S Build-A-Bear parties are actually sweatshops, it has emerged.

TK Maxx Christmas advert lasts three hours and ends in a fight

TK MAXX’S new Christmas advert is three hours long and ends in a punch-up.

University to be turned into student housing

A UNIVERSITY’S campus is to be entirely converted into student living accommodation, it has announced.

Man who is his own boss should have fired himself a year ago

A SELF-EMPLOYED man has confessed that the business he runs should really have let him go in 2018.

Adorable little trinket shop obviously a front for evil

A QUAINT little knick-knack shop selling curios for affordable prices must be a front for terrible evil, shoppers have agreed.

How to look like a b*llend when receiving a platonic hug

AWKWARD continental-style hugs and kisses are a social minefield. Here’s how to get them really wrong.

Matalan's new slogan 'For the mum who's given up on life'

HIGH street retailer Matalan has changed its slogan to ‘for the mum who’s given up on life’.

Pound drops to 1 nectar point

STERLING has plummeted to an all-time low against the Nectar point.

Have you missed the PPI deadline? Claim compensation NOW

DID you forget that the deadline to claim PPI compensation was August 29th, 2019?