Business

THREE rail operators which are to be renationalised next year will soon have the same fantastic quality and customer service as your local council.

A MAN working night shifts as a security guard and driving a 16-year-old Fiat Punto has abandoned plans to buy a Jaguar F-Type because the brand is now woke.

DID you put thousands of pounds into cryptocurrencies you had never previously heard of because a man on YouTube told you to, you absolute knobhead?

CONSERVATIVE politicians who disdain government and adore business have been advised they could, instead of running for government, run a business.

WATER bills are to rise, because otherwise businesses failing by every metric would be unable to reward their shareholders. Here’s how that happened.

A GROUP of natural Tories have warned Labour to run the country in their best interests or every one of them will have left the country by Friday.