Business

A WORLDWIDE pandemic paired with a global recession is no match for heroic rising British property prices, it has emerged.

VISITING a chi-chi little town? Here are six absurdly niche shops you’ll find there and only there.

DO you want to make money without having anything of actual merit to sell? Try flogging these toys to gullible kids.

A MAN is getting constant, eager updates from a delivery company advising him on the precise whereabouts of his parcel.

ARE you a British business keen to let LGBT+ customers and staff know that they’re special for one month only? Here are the best ways to be an ally.

WETHERSPOONS boss Tim Martin has urged the government to set up some sort of ‘Union of Europe’ to solve his shortage of pub staff. 

CLOTHING shops have reminded all their customers that they are now fat bastards so should buy their clothes accordingly.

THE corporate world is a palace of lies so glaringly obvious that they go almost unnoticed. Here are a few of the most frequent:

THE UK’s sole remaining high street shop that has not fallen into bankruptcy is to reopen today.

NOT sure if a faceless corporation is pulling your leg? Check to see if it’s one of these exhaustingly tedious jokes that brands wheel out every April Fools’ Day.