Politics
Me not getting what I want is a f**king emergency, says Trump
PRESIDENT Trump has announced that any situation where he does not get what he wants immediately is a national emergency.
Terrifying countdown to f**k-all continues
WITH only 44 days left until an Article 50 extension is forced by parliament, the EU, Theresa May or all three, the public cannot stop watching the countdown.
Liam Fox signs trade deals with imaginary countries
TRADE secretary Liam Fox has signed trade deals worth more than £4.8 billion with countries which do not exist, he has triumphantly announced.
Five things to do if you've f**king had it up to here with Brexit
IF you really can’t face any more Brexit bullshit it could be time to make some radical life changes. Here are some suggestions.
Tory MP experiencing Brexit hardship by living on just £10,000 a week
A CONSERVATIVE MP is getting an understanding of what Brexit will be like for the nation by continuing to be incredibly rich.
'Oh, I know I'm going to hell' confirms Rees-Mogg
JACOB Rees-Mogg has confirmed that he is definitely going to hell.
Irish border will be free of Popes, May assures DUP
POPE Francis of Rome will have no role in checking vehicles entering and leaving Northern Ireland, Theresa May has assured the DUP.
Five double acts that would make a better job of Brexit than Corbyn and May
JEREMY Corbyn meeting with Theresa May to discuss Brexit does not exactly fill sane people with confidence. So which other double acts could be put in charge?
