Politics
The Remainer's guide to what's wrong with this whole 'deal pathway'
BORIS Johnson claims to be able to see his way to a Brexit deal, which would leave you looking a right d*ck. Here’s how to find fault.
The Chronicles of Jacob Rees-Mogg
Being an Account of how a Gentleman may spend his Days, for the Edification of the Troglodytic Classes
Johnson's foreign policy 'entirely based on 70s war comics'
BORIS Johnson’s strategy for dealing with other countries is based on his collection of children’s war comics, he has revealed.
Five people who would make better caretaker prime ministers than Jeremy Corbyn
THE Liberal Democrats are determined to stop Jeremy Corbyn becoming temporary prime minister, even if it risks a no-deal Brexit. Who would be a better choice?
Johnson doesn't know meaning of 'favourable treatment', says anyone who's slept with him
BORIS Johnson’s lovers have confirmed that Jennifer Arcuri cannot have received 'favourable treatment' because he does not know what it means.
Idiots still calling Johnson 'Boris'
IDIOT voters, pundits and broadcasters are still referring to the prime minister as ‘Boris’ as if he were a cuddly children’s toy not a neo-fascist monster.
Five silly, piffling, minor trifles with Boris Johnson's Brexit plan
BORIS Johnson’s new Brexit plan must be brilliant because the DUP like it, but some critics are raising pootling, dunderheaded objections to it.
Remainer stockpiling self-righteousness for no-deal Brexit
A KEEN Remainer is stockpiling self-righteousness in his garage in preparation for a no-deal Brexit.
Tory conference ends with obligatory destruction of nearby comprehensive school
THE Tory Party Conference is to finish with the obligatory demolition of a local comprehensive school.
Tory conference breaks record for most bastards in one place
THE Conservative party conference has won a place in the Guinness Book of Records for fitting the largest number of total bastards into one location.
Thank goodness women can't vote, says Johnson
BORIS Johnson is relieved that women still do not have the vote, it has emerged.
Five things Boris Johnson does that would land anyone else in the sh*t
ARE you amazed at Boris Johnson’s ability to do terrible things with no repercussions? Here’s what would happen if you tried.