Politics

AFTER a hard day being Tory leader, there’s nothing I like more than to chillax with a mango ice vape, some Charlie XXX and spawning into a nice relaxing game of Fortnite. I find it very nang.

SO Starmer’s removed the whip from four of his MPs, meaning no nasty bastard threatening them if they don’t follow orders? Is anyone else not seeing a downside?

WORRIED you might be about to send the most expensive and life-endangering email ever sent? But it’s 4.58pm? Here’s how to do the most basic checks.

JUST when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for Starmer, we find out that before he even took office he cleared thousands of Afghans to enter the UK.

LABOUR’S wealth tax will still impoverish you even if you’re earning £971,245 less than the taxable level. The Mail explains how you and your loved ones will soon be destitute.

PRESIDENT Trump actually, seriously thought his Russian counterpart was a decent, honest person who would repay the trust placed in him, it has emerged.

TWO deals with foreign countries were made to stop boats of migrants coming to our shores. But which was best? We compare and contrast the two. 

YET another member of the beloved Thatcher cabinet we grew up with has passed on. How will you remember Norman Tebbit?

YOU know why they’ve lost that Epstein client list, don’t you? Trump’s all over it. And Prince Andy, of course, and Musk. Mine’s a pint and I’ll tell all.

RACHEL Reeves has asked Britain exactly how much money each of them wants to stop it.