Politics
'Project Fear' vindicated as Brexit leads to return of Ann Widdecombe
FRESH concerns have been raised over Brexit after it caused the return of Ann Widdecombe.
Working class man reckons someone called 'Annunziata Rees-Mogg' is on his side
A WORKING class man actually believes that someone called Annunziata Rees-Mogg relates to him and has his best interests at heart.
The gammon's guide to coping with Brexit not happening
WITH Brexit looking increasingly unlikely, how can gammons fill the gaping void in their lives? Here devoted Brexiter Roy Hobbs explains his coping strategies.
Julian Assange's Rough Guide to Ecuador
HELLO there. As a full-time resident of Ecuador for the last seven years I know it intimately. Here’s my guide to that small, but beautiful, country.
The Tory MP's guide to being an incredible prick
ARE you a Tory MP who thinks it’s a jolly jape to spout offensive rubbish and generally be an embarrassment? Here’s how to go about it.
May sparks up massive spliff and puts on Buffy box set from start
HAVING secured an extra six months to sort out Brexit, Theresa May is celebrating with a big spliff and a proper rewatch of Buffy.
Facebook reminds man he made 'Brexit? Sounds like a breakfast cereal!' joke three years ago today
FACEBOOK has reminded a despondent man that three years ago, Brexit was such an unfamilar word and concept he tossed off a quick quip about it.
I can also do fascism, confirms Boris
BORIS Johnson has confirmed that if the British people want a fascist in charge he is happy to oblige.
May told pact with Corbyn could destroy Tories so could she please get on with it
THERESA May has been told that a Brexit deal with Jeremy Corbyn could tear the Conservatives apart and that would be cool.
Brexit now bigger mess than Stone Roses second album
BRITONS fear Brexit and its eventual delivery will be a disjointed mess that will make the Stone Roses’ Second Coming seem good.
Useless MPs fail to do in two days what government hasn't managed in three years
INEFFECTUAL MPs have been condemned for their failure to come up with a Brexit solution in two days by a government that has not done so in three years.
Greatest obstacle to believing in Britain 'twats like Boris'
THE UK public has admitted they could 'believe in Britain' if twats like Boris Johnson did not stand a chance of leading it.