Politics

AS a typical Reform voter, retired on ill health with a pension largely spent in Wetherspoons, I understand these crypto billionaires. I wouldn’t want anything back either.

THE members of the House of Lords have explained they cannot pass a bill about dying because it really hits home given where they are in life.

REFORM are making the policies at today’s party conference 45 per cent more bollocks to distract from an expose of illegal funding.

KEIR Starmer has resigned from Parliament after realising his toolmaker father spent his childhood crafting one perfect tool, and that he is it.

BLAMING Brexit? How backward. We all know the predicted economic damage of Brexit was a lie, even though that has happened but by coincidence.

ANDY Burnham has been photographed in his smart uniform by his proud mother before his first day as prime minister.