Politics

BRITAIN has texted the EU at 3am to see if it is still awake for some casual, no-strings-attached fun, it has emerged.

YOUR elderly parents have admitted they only voted for Brexit because they have been in the pay of Russia for 40 years, and your real surname is Denisovich.

ZACK Polanski is far from the first middle-class man mortified by his plumber being far more successful than he is, voters have assured him.

THE Conservatives’ vote-winning policy of abolishing inheritance tax has only a single flaw, which is that very, very few people will ever pay it.

THE Tories and Reform are competing for right-wing voters, with Restore potentially poaching some as well. Here are the factors you should consider when making your choice.

JEFFREY Archer, 1940-2026, statesman, bestselling author, Olympic 100m sprint gold medallist, astronaut, and faithful husband has passed on. He sums up his life in his own words.

THE Green Party has taken a controversial stance on Zionism because it was worried it might become a viable political party.

ANDY Burnham clearly wants to rejoin the EU, which is bad news for Brexiters. But have they considered the benefits of returning to life before the 2016 referendum?