Politics

The cost of Rachel Reeves's spending spree based on how much you hate her

THE chancellor yesterday outlined a government spending spree of either £113bn, £300bn, or £4 trillion, depending on the strength of your loathing for her. Which are you?

British nuclear power plants: can we not just get Aldi to build them?

THE government has pledged £14.2bn of its own money to build a new nuclear power plant. What happened to just getting Aldi or whoever to build them?

How to be more outraged by a U-turn than you were by the original policy

SICKENING Labour policies hurting ordinary pensioners are bad enough, but U-turning on them? That’s unforgivable. Keep your ire at the appropriate levels with this guide.

The six stages of being f**ked over by Trump

ELON Musk has belatedly discovered every friendship with Trump goes the same way: he profits, you lose. These are the stages:

'What did you think Reform stood for?' Zia Yusuf asked

REFORM chairman Zia Yusuf has been asked what on earth he thought Reform represented after resigning over a proposed burqa ban.

Starmer pledges to make Britain as battle-ready as it is at 11.30pm on Friday in a kebab queue

THE prime minister has asked his country to be as up for a fight as it is every Friday evening after eight pints and a kebab, but geopolitically.

Why hawking whiskey sold by criminals is the only path to salvation for the West, by Liz Truss

THE world order trembles on the edge of collapse. Only principled politicians attending whiskey launches by convicted criminals at Scunthorpe FC can save it.

Labour nationalises Rod Stewart's railway

THE government has brought Rod Stewart’s model railway into public ownership despite the star's protests, it has emerged.