Politics

Why I am not fighting government oppression now it's actually happening, by an American gun owner

YEAH, so I’m the guy who repeatedly stated my guns were for taking up arms against tyrannical governments? But I can’t right now because I got an orthodontist appointment.

Why did you hate Suella Braverman last time? A refresher guide

ALLOWED your memories of Tory rule to blissfully fade? Remember you hate new Reform recruit Suella Braverman but not sure why? Refresh your memory.

You cannot fight the rising tide of Burnhamania sweeping the country, says Andy Burnham

ANDY Burnham has told Labour any attempt to stem the wave of Burnhamania overwhelming the UK can only lose.

News, or some batshit old twat posting in all-caps on social media? A quiz

CAN you tell the difference between headline news and a mad old bastard posting wildly on social media about an issue he knew nothing about moments ago? Find out.

Six prizes Trump has never won, and his geopolitical reaction

BEING snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize has prompted Trump to become a dedicated warmonger. This is how he’d cope with losing out on other accolades.

Tory MP defects to Reform, nobody notices, defects back again

A CONSERVATIVE MP who defected to Reform has observed the lack of reaction and swiftly defected back again.

Starmer: 'I had a robust and productive butt dial with President Trump'

THE prime minister has confirmed that President Trump accidentally called him over the weekend for a tough discussion about US-UK relations.

Roll up, roll up, come see my collection of shitheads the public hates, says Farage

COME one! Come all! See the largest collection of venal turncoats disliked by the British electorate one can ever imagine!