Politics
THE way the Rwanda rebellion talked itself up as a massive deal then fizzled away into nothing is also how Conservative MPs make love, their partners have confirmed.
OH bloody Nora, now I’ve done it. I’ve stood by my principles and done meself out of a plum job as deputy Tory chairman. Mother’s going to go spare.
ALL amendments tabled to the Rwanda bill by the hard-right of the Tory party are focused on Gary Lineker, their proponents have confirmed.
A NEW YouGov poll shows that not only will millions of idiots continue to vote Conservative at the next election, the party could win up to 169 seats.
RISHI Sunak has authorised British airstrikes on Yemen, because what kind of prime minister would he be if he left office without a few airstrikes?
NOBODY had heard about this terrible injustice until it was on telly last week, and now I’ve fixed the whole thing all by myself. Here’s how I did it.
THE list of achievements from the Liberal Democrats' time in office has just doubled with the addition of the Post Office scandal.
REFORM UK have confirmed that they will stand only XL Bully candidates in the next general election.
RISHI Sunak has confirmed he is delaying the general election until autumn because he is very much afraid he will lose it.
AN irritatingly right-on child has asked for an end to consumer culture for Christmas, it has emerged.