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Once we are indistinguishable from the Tories the right is split forever, chuckles Farage

'When are you pissing off?' The six questions Starmer must answer

LOSING two members of his government in a week has raised concerns about Labour’s leadership and whether the country would notice if it changed. He must answer these.

When will Starmer release a video of himself engaged in sexual intercourse with our flag?

KEIR Starmer claims to love the flag. Nonsense. He may take it home but there as yet exists no evidence that he then accompanies it to bed.

We ask you: who can we get rid of by making them Britain's ambassador to the US?

THE UK’s embassy in Washington has a vacant slot and there are plenty of Britons we could do without. Who are you nominating?

Mandelson spending fortnight at Kim Jong Un's to destress

Mandelson checks diabolical cycle to see when he'll rise again

LORD Mandelson has prepared his coffin, checked the ancient Cyclus Diabolicus, set an alarm and settled down for when he is next needed.

Boris 'Borised'

Phillipson, Thornberry, Kemi Badenoch: who will be Labour's next deputy leader?

ANGELA Rayner is gone, but who could possibly replace her? The race to be deputy prime minister begins now and these are the candidates.

Why it's perfectly legal that my genitals are registered as a shell corporation in the British Virgin Islands, by Nigel Farage

YES, the Farage Jewels are for tax purposes divested from the rest of the Farage body. Yes, they are registered offshore. Yes, ownership is opaque. Here’s why that’s fine.

Rayner 'was paid cash-in-hand'