Politics

THE people of Britain have paid their respects to an ex-prime minister who was still utterly awful but marginally less crap than her successors.

THE Conservative Party has signalled it is entering the final stages of its 200-year existence by f**king over the last people in Britain who support it.

THE government recently argued that under-16s should be banned from social media, but it's old people like me who've been stupidly claiming an octopus mascot on University Challenge was antisemitic.

JEREMY Hunt has playfully tousled your hair and warmly told you not to spend all your 2p savings at once.

BRITAIN has suggested to a wavering Jeremy Hunt that he could always save £9 billion by sticking his insulting tax cut up his own fundament.

THE National Audit Office has revealed the government’s program to relocate migrants to Rwanda will cost £370 million. At that price, are we ripping them off?

THE fedora-wearing Freddie Krueger of British politics is back for the seventh in his hate-filled series of representations to parliament.

THE Conservatives have new hope for the general election provided they can reproduce the same multi-party clusterf**k in every seat in the UK.