BREXIT is going so amazingly well that within a mere five months we are now at war with France.
OFF to the polling station today with a strong suspicion it won’t improve things in the slightest? Here’s why you are probably right to be cynical.
WITH her husband due to leave the White House, Melania Trump is reported to be considering a range of career moves, drawing on her many skillsets. Here are some options.
MICHAEL Gove has told the people of Kent that the all-pervasive smell of lorry drivers’ excrement will actually be a ‘Brexit bonus’ for the county.
DOMINIC Cummings has confirmed that he superforecasted everything about the current Downing Street row, including being out on his arse.
CARRIE Symonds, in her capacity as prime minister’s consort, has announced a full cabinet reshuffle.
PRESIDENT Trump last night made a number of claims to the American people of dubious veracity. Here we fact-check them one by one.
BREXITERS have been asked for an update on Britain’s amazing trade deal with America now that Donald Trump is likely to lose.
SNEAKY Democrats are trying to sabotage this election by placing more votes for their candidate than us Republicans. Let me explain why that undermines democracy while I disrupt ballot counting.
LABOUR is in turmoil over its handling of antisemitism. Here Tory minister Norman Steele explains how his party is completely free of racism and welcomes people of a funny colour.