Politics

PRESIDENT Trump has popped into the UK to give our beleaguered prime minister advice on how to be a great leader like he is. These are his tips.

BUOYED by his record of incredible electoral success in the Islington area, Jeremy Corbyn has launched an as-yet-nameless political party. What would you call it?

ALL public spending should be cut ‘except for the specific services I use’, the electorate has informed the government.

PEOPLE often say to me: ‘Shouldn’t you be out with your mates boozing and chasing girls?’ Actually they usually say ‘You’re that Reform twat, aren’t you?’ but you see what I mean.

A MOTHER attending an asylum protest to protect her children could have done so more effectively by not bringing them along, it has emerged.

NIGEL Farage has pledged to stamp out crime by recruiting a new force of large middle-aged men fortified with cooked breakfasts.

THE sight of a Palestinian flag at the opera, of all places, has left Britain trembling and terrified at where they might see one next. Fear these events.