Why we should ban over-60s from social media, by the baroness who thought an octopus was Hitler

THE government recently argued that under-16s should be banned from social media, but it's old people like me who've been stupidly claiming an octopus mascot on University Challenge was antisemitic.

Don't spend your 2p all at once, winks Hunt

JEREMY Hunt has playfully tousled your hair and warmly told you not to spend all your 2p savings at once.

Would it help if we told you to stick your pathetic 2p National Insurance cut up your f**king arse? public asks Hunt

BRITAIN has suggested to a wavering Jeremy Hunt that he could always save £9 billion by sticking his insulting tax cut up his own fundament.

We ask you: is £370 million for the government's Rwanda policy a bargain or an absolute steal?

THE National Audit Office has revealed the government’s program to relocate migrants to Rwanda will cost £370 million. At that price, are we ripping them off?

Freddie Krueger of British politics refuses to f**king die

THE fedora-wearing Freddie Krueger of British politics is back for the seventh in his hate-filled series of representations to parliament.

Now all we need is for this catastrophic clusterf**k of a by-election to happen in all 650 seats, say Tories

THE Conservatives have new hope for the general election provided they can reproduce the same multi-party clusterf**k in every seat in the UK.

How to tell if the man driving your black cab is former Conservative deputy chairman Lee Anderson

JUMPED into a black cab at Paddington? Concerned the ill-informed right-wing rhetoric from the driver seems familiar? Use our checklist.