Politics

'Fare-dodging would at least have been appropriate,' thunders Starmer

THE prime minister has told former transport secretary Louise Haigh if she wanted to get a criminal record for fraud then she could have simply fare-dodged.

'I, too, have a petition' says Liz Truss

FORMER prime minister Liz Truss has announced she has a petition of her own which she is sure the whole nation will want to sign.

Labour launches 'Put Your F**king Phone Down' plan to get young working

LABOUR have outlined their one-point plan to get young people in work which begins and ends with making them put their f**king phones down.

You simply love the democratic process: Keir Starmer's five reasons why you want another election

I AM barely five months into my job – and loving it – but oddly, there is a petition calling for a general election. I can only imagine it is for one of these reasons.

How the assisted dying slippery slope will allow you to request your neighbour's death by 2029

THE assisted dying bill coming to parliament this week is just the start of a slippery slope to death on demand for anyone you don’t like. Here’s how it will work.

Six punches John Prescott could have thrown to make Britain better

FORMER deputy prime minister John Prescott, whose greatest achievement was punching a protester, has passed on. If only he had punched these too:

Bad Enoch, Tony B. Liar, and other political nicknames so cringey they could convince you to switch sides

KEEP seeing people using 'hilarious' nicknames for politicians that are actually just painfully lame? Here is a selection of the worst.