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Starmer should go all in on this war, then it would be his fault

We ask you: Which aspect of Rachel Reeves's Spring Statement means she should resign immediately?

THE chancellor delivered a budget update yesterday, and only actual war stopped this being the most apocalyptic event the world has ever known. Why must she resign?

Correct, Mr President: Ed Davey is our modern Churchill

DONALD Trump has been commended for recognising that Keir Starmer is not Winston Churchill because his modern counterpart is Lib Dem leader Ed Davey.

'Yeah, I hate to back Starmer, but can we stay the f**k out of this war?'

LOOK, I’m no Labour supporter. Starmer? More like f**king Stalin as far as I’m concerned. So I hate to say it but I’m with the twat on not leaping into this war.

The last five people who might still like Keir Starmer

TRUMP has added Keir Starmer to his Losers’ List after the prime minister refused to let him use our bases for bombing. These are the last five people who may still like him.

Dodged a f**king bullet there, says Burnham

The Green Menace wants to IMPROVE your living standards and SAVE the planet

THE Green Party monsters currently threatening the country wants to sadistically improve your quality of life, we can reveal.

Getting elected with Muslim votes is illegal actually, sniffs Farage

NIGEL Farage has declared that in fact getting elected with the votes of brown Muslims rather than the white working classes is cheating.

Anyone calling Corbyn the leader of Your Party in for lengthy explanation

By-election to be seismic realignment of British politics if Reform or Greens win but unimportant if it's Labour

TODAY'S by-election in Gorton and Denton is to change British politics forever if Reform or the Greens win, but if Labour win does not matter.