Politics

LABOUR has this morning announced new curbs on immigration, but are they racist enough? What would be? We ask registered bigot Norman Steele, aged 73.

OVERSEAS workers hoping to enter Britain will be fast-tracked if they can prove they watched and understood Adolescence, the government has confirmed.

THIS trade deal with India, soon to be the world’s third largest economy, is a historic accord which what do you mean they’re at war?

REFORM councillors drunk on limited local power are banning flags and spurning equality training. if you’re one of the 800, these tactics will ensure you achieve nothing constructive.

THE entire media has taken up a chant of ‘Go right-wing!’ aimed at all political parties, while leaping up and down excitedly.

IT’S obvious that Trump’s minions have to utterly abase themselves or be booted out like Mike Waltz. So would you have the lack of self-respect you need? Take our quiz.

THE first act of new Reform MP Sarah Pochin, who won Runcorn and Helsby by six votes, is to forbid recounts.

REFORM have announced that Labour may still be an issue, but they have definitely shafted the Conservative party.

YOU’RE probably not overly excited about today’s local elections. But that’s because you’re not a hardcore Reform voter. Here’s what they’re imagining.