Politics

I'll do anything to save the special relationship, Starmer tells Trump seductively

KEIR Starmer purred down the phone to President Trump that he is willing to do anything, ‘and I do mean anything’ to get the special relationship back in track.

We ask you: What are you doing to bolster Britain's shamefully underfunded Navy?

THE UK has been humiliated on the world stage for not having the same mighty Royal Navy it had a century ago. What are you doing to help out?

We ask you: Which aspect of Rachel Reeves's Spring Statement means she should resign immediately?

THE chancellor delivered a budget update yesterday, and only actual war stopped this being the most apocalyptic event the world has ever known. Why must she resign?

Correct, Mr President: Ed Davey is our modern Churchill

DONALD Trump has been commended for recognising that Keir Starmer is not Winston Churchill because his modern counterpart is Lib Dem leader Ed Davey.

'Yeah, I hate to back Starmer, but can we stay the f**k out of this war?'

LOOK, I’m no Labour supporter. Starmer? More like f**king Stalin as far as I’m concerned. So I hate to say it but I’m with the twat on not leaping into this war.

The last five people who might still like Keir Starmer

TRUMP has added Keir Starmer to his Losers’ List after the prime minister refused to let him use our bases for bombing. These are the last five people who may still like him.

The Green Menace wants to IMPROVE your living standards and SAVE the planet

THE Green Party monsters currently threatening the country wants to sadistically improve your quality of life, we can reveal.