Politics

Burnham's 'cabinet of indie talents' to include Johnny Marr, Tim Burgess and The Wedding Present

ANDY Burnham is reaching across the aisle to create a cabinet of the best possible talents from across the indie spectrum.

How to explain the nightmarish world before Brexit to the young

TEN years since Britain voted for freedom, many of today’s young people do not remember and cannot imagine life under the EU jackboot. Tell them the facts.

Six very convincing reasons why we've never had a female leader, by Labour

WHY parachute a man from Manchester into Westminster when Angela Rayner is right there and ready to serve? For these perfectly understandable reasons.

Why Burnham is honour-bound to call an election while Reform still lead in the polls

THERE is no way Andy Burnham can call himself a legitimate prime minister. Not until he has won an election called while Reform are ahead in polling.

Starmer U-turns on resignation

KEIR Starmer has performed one of his characteristic U-turns by walking back yesterday’s resignation, Downing Street has confirmed.

Right-wing press reflects on campaign that replaced unpopular Labour prime minister with popular one

THE UK’s right-wing media is musing on their role in deposing a prime minister enjoying record unpopularity for a more popular and more left-wing one.

You to be prime minister soon at this rate

THE current churn rate of prime ministers means that you will be given a go in Downing Street before too long.

Silence from nation as Starmer demands he be told exactly what he did wrong

THE prime minister is standing at his Downing Street podium waiting to be told exactly what he did to deserve to be deposed, to shuffling silence.

Pies for breakfast: life under Burnham's Northern dictatorship

THE bourgeois Southern regime has fallen. In its place stands the People's Democratic Republic of the North, under the leadership of Comrade Burnham. Here’s what to expect.