Politics

ANYONE applying to be a Reform candidate will be interviewed by the police to be on the safe side.

THOSE mocking the idiotic Piddington referendum that will achieve nothing have been reminded this is a bit rich coming from Britain.

AS a typical Reform voter, retired on ill health with a pension largely spent in Wetherspoons, I understand these crypto billionaires. I wouldn’t want anything back either.

THE members of the House of Lords have explained they cannot pass a bill about dying because it really hits home given where they are in life.

REFORM are making the policies at today’s party conference 45 per cent more bollocks to distract from an expose of illegal funding.

KEIR Starmer has resigned from Parliament after realising his toolmaker father spent his childhood crafting one perfect tool, and that he is it.