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Shrewd Clacton voter suspects Count Binface may be a fictional character

AN astute voter in Clacton-on-Sea has a hunch that Count Binface might not actually be from the planet Sigma IX.

I joined Reform because I'm into corruption, says Jenrick

Six political heavyweights challenging Count Binface in the Clacton by-election

COUNT Binface is clearly the favourite to win the Clacton by-election. But it is impossible to rule out a surprise result with candidates of this calibre standing.

It is a matter of days before Farage punches a seagull

I have bravely put my future in the hands of twats who love me. By Nigel Farage

COULD there be anything more heroic than seeking re-election in a constituency where I will almost certainly win? No, and that is why all criticism of me must stop.

By-election will be chance to visit Clacton, says Farage

NIGEL Farage has resigned to fight the establishment in a by-election, adding that campaigning will also allow him to visit Clacton for the first time since 2024.

Should you put your money in a slice of Nigel Farage? An investment guide

NIGEL Farage is facing yet more controversy over his generous, unmotivated donors. Clearly he’s open for business, but what returns can you expect from shares in Nige?

We ask you: What superpowers do you think Britain's mayors should be awarded?

OUR new prime minister is to give Britain’s regional mayors powers beyond all imagining. What do you want your mayor to be able to do?

Also I've top-decked the cisterns, giggles Starmer

We ask you: What did Andy Burnham do in your sexy dream about him?

ANDY Burnham is our new prime minister, sort of, and Britain is so entranced by him he is already appearing cock out in our dreams. What did he do in yours?