Politics

ANGELA Rayner is to make a dramatic entry into the Labour leadership race riding Wes Streeting as if he is a pig mount.

AN incriminating tax controversy means that Zack Polanski has got what it takes to be prime minister, the public believes. 

A LATE addition to the King’s Speech has the monarch listing a number of Labour MPs and cabinet members who ‘will henceforward be known as whiny little bitches’.

KEIR Starmer summoned the latest challenger to enter his hall of combat while drinking blood from a horn while seated on his throne of enemies’ skulls.

A LABOUR leadership contest must happen because the public demands it. Here Britons reveal which much-loved MP they have chosen to be their eternal champion.

THE minister for Resigning To Make A Political Point has offered her resignation to Keir Starmer.

A DAILY Mail reader has been rushed to hospital after mentally picturing Angela Rayner as prime minister.

A BRITISH public incessantly faced with the question of whether Starmer can survive has come up with some more imaginative scenarios for it.

THE prime minister has assured Britain’s voters that the loathing is entirely mutual.