Politics

12 minor ways Trump deviates from the life and teachings of Jesus

TRUMP has deleted an AI image of himself as Jesus, after belatedly realising there are a few minor differences between himself and the Messiah.

It seems I have missed the global right-wing populism bus, and I'm f**king livid

ACROSS the world and Europe, right-wing populists have ascended to power. But now the tide appears to be turning, and all I got out of it was being MP for Clacton?

'My Creme Egg did not bear the likeness of Christ': six Easter culture war arguments

UP for a scrap with the lefties, and it’s Easter? Willing to leverage chocolate eggs being in shops into a solid reason for an outburst of anti-Muslim prejudice? Here’s how.

How to win back a partner you very publicly dumped: A guide for the UK

HAVE you ditched your significant other in dramatic fashion but now realise you want them back? Win them over with this guide.

One has the oddest feeling of being 'pimped out' to the US. By King Charles III

THERE feels something a tad amiss about my state visit to the US. Almost as if the prime minister is a back-alley ‘pimp’, and I am to take the role of his ‘bitch’.

Trump: is he insulting Britain, which is bad, or Starmer, which is bloody brilliant?

WHEN Trump insults Britain and our Royal Navy does he mean the country, which is outrageous, or our prime minister, which is great?

Can you find Morgan McSweeney's phone and instantly end the Starmer government?

THE goal has been set: find the supposedly stolen phone of former Starmer aide Morgan McSweeney, end the current government and choose the next one. Here’s how:

We ask you: What did you ask Nigel Farage to say on Cameo?

NIGEL Farage is the second most popular presenter of personal messages in Britain, beaten only by Jay from The Inbetweeners. What did he say in yours?

Assisted dying vote swayed by MSP Mark Renton's moving 'Choose life' speech

THE assisted dying bill in Scotland has been defeated after a moving monologue on choosing life delivered by Edinburgh MSP Mark Renton.