Politics

We ask you: What did you ask Nigel Farage to say on Cameo?

NIGEL Farage is the second most popular presenter of personal messages in Britain, beaten only by Jay from The Inbetweeners. What did he say in yours?

Assisted dying vote swayed by MSP Mark Renton's moving 'Choose life' speech

THE assisted dying bill in Scotland has been defeated after a moving monologue on choosing life delivered by Edinburgh MSP Mark Renton.

'I assure you, I have only done something popular by accident'

IT seems that, based on polling, I have stumbled into a policy which is popular with the public at large. I promise you that was not my intention.

I'll do anything to save the special relationship, Starmer tells Trump seductively

KEIR Starmer purred down the phone to President Trump that he is willing to do anything, ‘and I do mean anything’ to get the special relationship back in track.

We ask you: What are you doing to bolster Britain's shamefully underfunded Navy?

THE UK has been humiliated on the world stage for not having the same mighty Royal Navy it had a century ago. What are you doing to help out?

We ask you: Which aspect of Rachel Reeves's Spring Statement means she should resign immediately?

THE chancellor delivered a budget update yesterday, and only actual war stopped this being the most apocalyptic event the world has ever known. Why must she resign?

Correct, Mr President: Ed Davey is our modern Churchill

DONALD Trump has been commended for recognising that Keir Starmer is not Winston Churchill because his modern counterpart is Lib Dem leader Ed Davey.

'Yeah, I hate to back Starmer, but can we stay the f**k out of this war?'

LOOK, I’m no Labour supporter. Starmer? More like f**king Stalin as far as I’m concerned. So I hate to say it but I’m with the twat on not leaping into this war.