Politics

Sharks can talk: Batshit things Trump probably thinks but just hasn't mentioned yet

TRUMP is demanding reparations for Europe somehow cheating America in the past, proving beyond a doubt he is lost in his own mad little world. Here’s what he may well also believe.

We ask you: Which American products will you be boycotting out of petty spite?

THE USA is determined to ruin your future and the only way to hit back is to follow Canada in boycotting its goods. What will you no longer buy?

Far-right populists look on in horror as Le Pen held to account

LAW-ignoring right-wing populists across the West are horrified to see France’s functioning legal system convict one of their own.

Entire global economic system depended on America not electing mad king

THE whole of the planet’s health, wealth and happiness was solely dependent on a single country not being run by a berserk emperor, it has emerged.

Win Sabrina Carpenter tickets in today's Spring Statement!

WOULD you love to see Sabrina Carpenter live? Simply answer these questions about the Spring Statement and pop’s sultry princess and win free tickets – just like Rachel Reeves!

Girlfriend accidentally added to Bazzy Lads On Tour group chat

A STUNNED Basildon community is reeling at the revelation that a girlfriend was accidentally included in the top-level Bazzy Lads On Tour group chat.

'I am coming for you and everything you love' says Reeves

THE Chancellor has confirmed that she will be targeting you and everything you hold dear in her Spring Statement this week.

We ask you: can Russia conquer the world by causing us minor inconvenience?

RUSSIA is suspected to be behind yesterday’s closure of Heathrow which irritated tens of thousands. Would further inconvenience force us to surrender?