Politics

I have bravely put my future in the hands of twats who love me. By Nigel Farage

COULD there be anything more heroic than seeking re-election in a constituency where I will almost certainly win? No, and that is why all criticism of me must stop.

By-election will be chance to visit Clacton, says Farage

NIGEL Farage has resigned to fight the establishment in a by-election, adding that campaigning will also allow him to visit Clacton for the first time since 2024.

Should you put your money in a slice of Nigel Farage? An investment guide

NIGEL Farage is facing yet more controversy over his generous, unmotivated donors. Clearly he’s open for business, but what returns can you expect from shares in Nige?

We ask you: What superpowers do you think Britain's mayors should be awarded?

OUR new prime minister is to give Britain’s regional mayors powers beyond all imagining. What do you want your mayor to be able to do?

We ask you: What did Andy Burnham do in your sexy dream about him?

ANDY Burnham is our new prime minister, sort of, and Britain is so entranced by him he is already appearing cock out in our dreams. What did he do in yours?

Burnham's 'cabinet of indie talents' to include Johnny Marr, Tim Burgess and The Wedding Present

ANDY Burnham is reaching across the aisle to create a cabinet of the best possible talents from across the indie spectrum.

How to explain the nightmarish world before Brexit to the young

TEN years since Britain voted for freedom, many of today’s young people do not remember and cannot imagine life under the EU jackboot. Tell them the facts.

Six very convincing reasons why we've never had a female leader, by Labour

WHY parachute a man from Manchester into Westminster when Angela Rayner is right there and ready to serve? For these perfectly understandable reasons.

Why Burnham is honour-bound to call an election while Reform still lead in the polls

THERE is no way Andy Burnham can call himself a legitimate prime minister. Not until he has won an election called while Reform are ahead in polling.