Politics

THE chancellor has announced he will personally execute the 2.6 million people on long-term sickness benefits to reduce welfare spending.

ISRAEL has confirmed it is declaring a ceasefire in Gaza after learning no less than eight Labour frontbenchers voted for one.

RWANDA has sympathised with the UK about its unlawful deportation plan and confirmed it will be keeping the money.

FOLLOWING Suella Braverman’s blistering resignation letter to Rishi Sunak, the prime minister has written back. His letter is below.

DAVID Cameron has been appointed foreign secretary in an act of sheer desperation. Here’s why Sunak had no other choice.

NO longer a cabinet minister and with a majority of a mere 20,000, I have been forced to seek alternative sources of income. Pay me for these.

RISHI Sunak’s weak leadership is absolutely bloody typical of migrants who come over here and think they can run the bloody place, Suella Braverman has said.

FORMER prime minister David Cameron is back in Downing Street to provide wise counsel on how to f**k a country beyond repair.

THE former home secretary has been told that being fired is a lifestyle choice that she has knowingly made.

THE prime minister has decided to bring back former Home Secretary Priti Patel because that is clearly what you are all clamouring for.