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'Being Mayor of Manchester so shit-dull I need a second job,' says Burnham

Board of Peace announces it will award its own annual prize

News, or some batshit old twat posting in all-caps on social media? A quiz

CAN you tell the difference between headline news and a mad old bastard posting wildly on social media about an issue he knew nothing about moments ago? Find out.

Six prizes Trump has never won, and his geopolitical reaction

BEING snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize has prompted Trump to become a dedicated warmonger. This is how he’d cope with losing out on other accolades.

Tory MP defects to Reform, nobody notices, defects back again

A CONSERVATIVE MP who defected to Reform has observed the lack of reaction and swiftly defected back again.

Starmer: 'I had a robust and productive butt dial with President Trump'

THE prime minister has confirmed that President Trump accidentally called him over the weekend for a tough discussion about US-UK relations.

Roll up, roll up, come see my collection of shitheads the public hates, says Farage

COME one! Come all! See the largest collection of venal turncoats disliked by the British electorate one can ever imagine!

Jenrick retaliates by sacking Kemi

I too am backing Reform after being denied a peerage, by a gas-fitter from Derby

THAT Nadim Zahawi? I get where he’s coming from, mate. Because just like him, I’m backing Reform for government because no f**ker would elevate me to the Lords.

To crush Reform's popularity I will also defect, says Starmer

THE prime minister has announced that, in order to demolish Reform’s lead in polling, he too is defecting to Reform.