WONDERING what the f**k 'levelling up' means for your town? The government won't explain, so here's how to take a wild guess.
THE Northern Ireland Protocol has helped protect decades of peace in the province. Let me, Liz Truss, explain why that is a bad thing.
THE government has decided to fire 91,000 civil servants who it assumes are completely dispensable layabouts.
DOWNING Street has set up a TikTok account for the Prime Minister. So which pathetic trends will he be following in an attempt to be popular?
THE government could not be less interested in the cost-of-living crisis. But people keep asking about it, so MP Martin Bishop has some ideas.
IT’S entirely plausible that a dull, play-it-safe type like Keir Starmer would order a chicken korma. Curry aficionado Wayne Hayes explains what politicians’ choices say about them.
KEIR Stamer’s latest underhand move proves he is playing petty politics with police lives and hang on, I’m out of my f**king depth here.
NOTICE me. Please notice me. Have you noticed me yet? Do I have to take some kind of principled idiotic stand or something?
The first to present me with a gilt-edged Brexit opportunity will in turn be presented with this shiny sovereign. Now, to work!