Politics

FIREARMS officer for the Met police? Downed tools in protest at the threat of possible consequences? Favourite movie lines not quite fitting any more?

His Satanic Majesty the Lord of Lies, Ruler of the Pit of Hades and King of All Earthly Evil has announced he is stepping down as Fox chairman.

THE Conservatives’ new net zero targets are a huge hit with these people who do not exist but should:

THE prime minister’s decision to delay phasing out petrol and diesel cars is all part of a plan to utterly stamp out Tory support by 2030.

THEY make turning the UK into ‘Argentina on the Channel’ sound like a bad thing when it was brilliant. Liz Truss explains why living a life of blithe ignorance is unbeatable.

KEIR Starmer has dared put forward an immigration plan even worse than ‘All borders open, bring your murderers’. Home secretary Suella Braverman explains what he’ll do to you.

WITH each passing week, Brits are waking up to the folly of leaving the EU. Here are some of the problems no one expected, especially daft Brexiters, of course.

SO-CALLED ‘sensible’ Labour supporters think any tawdry compromise or pandering to Sun readers is genius-level political strategy. Here’s how to be one of these tiresome twats.

THE so-called Chinese spies in Westminster were only checking the MPs they had purchased were operating correctly, China has explained.

THE Tories appear to be on a mission to wreck the UK, so what should you do if you’re one of the dolts who enthusiastically voted for them? Here’s how to pathetically bluff it out.