Politics

Nigel Farage volunteers for role as scheming, cheating quartermaster

NIGEL Farage has volunteered to be, in times of war, the head Army quartermaster diverting vital supplies for his own personal profit.

Man has bad feeling about next 20-30 years

YESTERDAY’S rise in defence spending has only confirmed a man’s gloomy forebodings about geopolitics for the next two to three decades.

'You're locked in here with me': Mike Amesbury MP's prison survival guide

AS member for Runcorn and Helsby, I know how to survive in hostile environments. So my ten weeks inside will be spent as the f**king Daddy.

America evil after all

AFTER eight decades of pretending to be a moral force for good around the entire world, the USA has decided to be a big bastard instead.

Sinkhole God's punishment for voting Tory, Surrey realises

THE residents of a Surrey village swallowed by a sinkhole have accepted it is the Lord’s judgement upon them for returning a Conservative MP.

World War Two started when Poland invaded Germany: History according to Donald Trump

NOBODY knows history better than me, the man who founded America. Here are some facts, great facts, that people often get wrong about the past.

War! I knew something was missing, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has admitted he knew something was missing from the wonderful state of Britain he was so lucky as to inherit, and it turns out war was it.