Politics

BORIS Johnson passed his Brexit bill when nobody was paying any attention. What else will he try and slip past?

REPUBLICANS have argued that Trump’s impeachment has lowered the standard for impeachment from its previous high point of an Oval Office chewy. 

THE Lib Dems have decided to take a break from politics and try something different, starting with becoming a knitting club.

THE Brexit Party’s dismal election results have reduced it to a retired couple from Cornwall and their golliwog, ‘Mr Golly’.

THE Tory victory means we’ll be seeing more of Britain’s most irritating twat, Michael Gove. Here’s how to get through the difficult years ahead.

NIGEL Farage is a bit irrelevant now. So how can he slither back into the limelight again?

THE UK has declared a spontaneous national day off following last night’s electoral trauma.

THE UK has realised it could have had this exact same result in August 2016 and the last three-and-a-half years have been totally pointless. 

THE UK has once again decided to kick itself in the metaphorical b*llocks by electing a Conservative government. 

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