Politics

PRESIDENT Trump has promised that in the event of any military action against British forces in Ukraine, he will hold the prime minister’s jacket.

NIGEL Farage has volunteered to be, in times of war, the head Army quartermaster diverting vital supplies for his own personal profit.

YESTERDAY’S rise in defence spending has only confirmed a man’s gloomy forebodings about geopolitics for the next two to three decades.

AS member for Runcorn and Helsby, I know how to survive in hostile environments. So my ten weeks inside will be spent as the f**king Daddy.

AFTER eight decades of pretending to be a moral force for good around the entire world, the USA has decided to be a big bastard instead.

THE residents of a Surrey village swallowed by a sinkhole have accepted it is the Lord’s judgement upon them for returning a Conservative MP.

NOBODY knows history better than me, the man who founded America. Here are some facts, great facts, that people often get wrong about the past.