Politics

VOTERS in the mid-Bedfordshire by-election cannot find the box to tick which means Nadine Dorries becomes a Lady, which surely is what this was all about.

THE prime minister is similarly puzzled by the state of UK hospitals which are mysteriously underfunded and understaffed.

A PRETTY pass we’ve come to when dangling your penis and scrotal sac in an underling’s face is considered ‘abnormal’. This woke tyranny must be ended once and for all.

JEREMY Corbyn has admitted being back at Free Palestine rallies is like settling into a lovely warm bubble bath.

KEIR Starmer boringly removed his jacket and carried on with his speech after having glitter thrown at him yesterday. Which politicians would have responded with a bit more spunk?

KEIR Starmer is to suggest that around 90 per cent of Britain be demolished so it can be rebuilt properly.

THE events in Israel are horrifying and tragic. But if we can use them to develop solid lines of attack against the BBC and Keir Starmer, then we must.

THE age at which people can buy the Daily Mail will rise by a year every year under a Labour government until its readership is phased out entirely.

LABOUR is on the brink of forming at least a hung parliament if last night’s unique circumstances happen everywhere in the UK.

A TEENAGE smoker who owns an XL bully is demanding that a general election is held immediately.