Politics

THE British electorate is quietly impressed with the sheer traitorous evil of the Lord Mandelson scandal equalling anything done by the Tories.

TODAY, the antics of traitors are prime-time televisual entertainment. But as usual, I was there a good 17 years earlier.

YEAH, so I’m the guy who repeatedly stated my guns were for taking up arms against tyrannical governments? But I can’t right now because I got an orthodontist appointment.

ALLOWED your memories of Tory rule to blissfully fade? Remember you hate new Reform recruit Suella Braverman but not sure why? Refresh your memory.

ANDY Burnham has told Labour any attempt to stem the wave of Burnhamania overwhelming the UK can only lose.

CAN you tell the difference between headline news and a mad old bastard posting wildly on social media about an issue he knew nothing about moments ago? Find out.

BEING snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize has prompted Trump to become a dedicated warmonger. This is how he’d cope with losing out on other accolades.