Politics

LABOUR leader Keir Starmer has claimed that he would never be able to attend university today because he would be too unintelligent.

HEARD about lazy girl jobs? They’re roles with low effort, low stress and lots of flexibility, which is right up my street. Here’s my guide to the top five.

THE UK has decided that, post-Sunak, all future prime ministers must be five feet and six inches tall at the absolute minimum.

EVERY grim pub has a weird bloke sitting on his own who turns out to have incredibly dodgy opinions. Here Lee Anderson MP gives his tips on being that guy you regret talking to.

I LOVE cars and Britain’s wonderful, friendly car community. Ordinary, decent, hardworking car folk like you. And that’s why I can’t stand by and let Labour turn our beloved cars transgender.  

THE full force of the elite British establishment has come together to support a man who was always its bitterest enemy.

NIGEL Farage’s leaked bank statements reveal that on average he purchased a pint with his debit card every 15 minutes, it has emerged.

ARE you an ambitious young politico hoping to peak early? Here is a guide to becoming a life peer while your mates are still living in house shares. 

A CENTRIST who believes everyone should show more civility towards right-wingers has been told to shove it up his liberal arse.

AFTER years of languishing in obscurity, the Liberal Democrats have returned to mess up politics like they did last time.