Politics

A SELECTION of British lunatics are claiming, in the face of all available evidence, that Friday’s events were good for the US and Ukraine. Hear them out.

PRESIDENT Trump has promised that in the event of any military action against British forces in Ukraine, he will hold the prime minister’s jacket.

NIGEL Farage has volunteered to be, in times of war, the head Army quartermaster diverting vital supplies for his own personal profit.

A MAN has admitted that recent news has only confirmed his gloomy forebodings about geopolitics for the next two to three decades.

AS member for Runcorn and Helsby, I know how to survive in hostile environments. So my ten weeks inside will be spent as the f**king Daddy.

AFTER eight decades of pretending to be a moral force for good around the entire world, the USA has decided to be a big bastard instead.