DID you once savage your classmates with your astounding repartee? Then you no doubt used these zingers back in the day.
DRIVING would be so much nicer if it wasn’t for all the other total twats on the roads doing these things.
TOO unsurprised to be properly pissed off by yet another f**king Tory lockdown party? Build your anger stamina with these tips.
POLICE at Downing Street completely failed to spot 100 staffers with eight-packs of Stella in blue plastic bags getting shitfaced in the garden. What else did they miss?
REMEMBER when you thought you’d die of something cool, and not from a sedentary lifestyle and poor genes? You were convinced these five things would kill you.
WITH all relatives and friends met and all obligations discharged, the entire UK is not open to seeing any f**ker this weekend.
PEOPLE love to complain about how bad they have it, especially pricks who've been handed everything on a platter. Here's what they enjoy whining about.
CHRISTIAN bakers are bravely holding out against making cakes for gay people. As the ECHR drops a case against two of them, godly baker Martin Bishop explains how to keep your cakes straight.
THE 'Colston Four' being cleared of criminal damage spells the end of our once great country. Here gammon Roy Hobbs explains why.