Society

SINGLE-parent families, the chronically unemployed and anyone else without a pot to piss in will find higher household bills hard to afford, in case you f**king wondered.

TOO many April Fool’s Day pranks are lame and predictable. These push the envelope and take your joking to the next level.

TWO drunken RAF engineers who tore a statue of Paddington apart have been condemned as ‘the antithesis of Paddington’ in sentencing. Are you this reprehensible?

NEW bloke moved in next door? Have his secretive ways caused you to suspect he’s running a narcotics empire from the other half of the semi?

A DISABLED man is scamming the taxpayer out of a princely £75.75 a week, it has emerged.

TRURO has been named as the UK’s 'BDSM capital', but which depraved kink is your town desperately looking up on the internet? Find out with this guide.

BRITAIN’S men have rushed to reassure the economy that a shock shrinkage is nothing to worry about and happens all the time.

FEMALE pupils are underperforming at maths and science. Here tradwife Hannah Tomlinson and unreconstructed 1970s sexist Roy Hobbs ask what can be done.

SOARING household bills are forcing Britons to cut back on purchases they believe they need to look cool, according to new data.