Society
DESPITE the song’s claims, Christmas isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It barely scrapes into the top ten. These occasions are far more wonderful.
A MIDDLE class man is torn between feeling he should tip his binmen and not actually wanting to go near them.
PEOPLE from the north of England have been accused of hypocrisy by constantly going on about how unfriendly Southerners are on public transport.
A YOUNG person has been made to explain every single syllable of the latest indecipherable sentence they have spouted, it has emerged.
LEAVING your car in an ordinary car park now demands not only advanced digital literacy but also the recitation of an ancient oath.
WANT to pay an extra £200 for your car’s annual service? Simply make sure your car includes these accessories and you’ll be out of pocket in no time.
THERE are many important reasons to sound your car horn, even if you’re in a quiet residential area, and all of them are linked to being an arsehole. These are the top five.
A RURAL village is managing to run several hair salons despite having few residents and being located in the arse end of nowhere.
DEEP in the Welsh valleys, far beyond civilisation’s call, is an unusual town. A town where the erections never droop. For here every man, woman and child is on Viagra.
‘RIZZ’, meaning charisma or attractiveness, is the Oxford University Press word of the year. Which poses the risk of old people like you using it. Here’s how you’ll get it wrong.