HOTELS give simple things complicated names to justify ripping you off. Here are the most pretentious culprits.
YOUNG people have always despised their elders, but Gen Z’s rage at everyone else is totally valid. Here’s why:
LIKE to pepper conversation with unpleasant, graphic references? Here’s a few that prove you really are a coarse bastard.
THE nineties weren’t all cheap housing and guilt-free FHM purchases. These are the intolerable hardships kids back then suffered.
DO you see opinion polls and wonder what the f**k is wrong with people? These results make you despair.
A MORON Londoner is learning to drive in the belief it will get her around the city faster.
NOT enough news happens each week to fill a local paper. That's why they lose their shit over these boring stories.
A BANK has explained to a woman paying out £950 per month on rent that she cannot afford a £550 mortgage because she does not have any spare money.
ARE you stupid in real life? Want to feel briefly intelligent? Simply do these obnoxious internet things.
A MOTORIST on the M5 believes himself engaged in a battle of minds and cars with another driver who has entirely failed to notice him.