Tea & coffee-making facilities: the bullshit names hotels give normal things

HOTELS give simple things complicated names to justify ripping you off. Here are the most pretentious culprits.

Five fair enough reasons the younger generation hates us

YOUNG people have always despised their elders, but Gen Z’s rage at everyone else is totally valid. Here’s why:

'Any hole's a goal': six phrases that show you're dog rough

LIKE to pepper conversation with unpleasant, graphic references? Here’s a few that prove you really are a coarse bastard.

Teletext and other unbearable hardships endured by 90s kids

THE nineties weren’t all cheap housing and guilt-free FHM purchases. These are the intolerable hardships kids back then suffered.

Six opinion poll results that demolish your faith in humanity

DO you see opinion polls and wonder what the f**k is wrong with people? These results make you despair.

Idiot Londoner learning to drive

A MORON Londoner is learning to drive in the belief it will get her around the city faster.

The boring-as-f**k stories local newspapers lose their shit over

NOT enough news happens each week to fill a local paper. That's why they lose their shit over these boring stories.

No, you can't afford a £550 mortgage, bank tells woman paying £950 rent

A BANK has explained to a woman paying out £950 per month on rent that she cannot afford a £550 mortgage because she does not have any spare money.

How to make yourself feel clever on the internet

ARE you stupid in real life? Want to feel briefly intelligent? Simply do these obnoxious internet things.

Furious motorist locked in psychological war with other driver who is totally oblivious

A MOTORIST on the M5 believes himself engaged in a battle of minds and cars with another driver who has entirely failed to notice him.