WHEN you look around the British Isles some things are just so bloody weird they could only have happened here. Take these, for example:
AS a child, did you think you might be arrested for the most trivial of things? Here's why a distant siren put the fear of God into you.
INFLATION is above five per cent but wages are not keeping up, tragically, because this is what a tenner used to buy you.
A PRIVATELY educated middle-class child is suffering from shock after being exposed to the word ‘no’ for the first time in his entire life.
A PARENT who rewarded her son’s teacher with a £65 handbag has found herself shunned as an outcast at the school gates.
YOUR least important relatives are to be met in a Harvester near a ring-road to exchange presents this weekend.
THE 1970s have been arrested on multiple charges of gross sexual misconduct by pretty much every bloke of the era.
THE rollout of Plan B restrictions was conveniently timed to distract you from the Christmas party scandal, but did it work? Find out with our quiz.
SICK and bloody tired of doing the right thing? Just want to get to work in comfort? Here’s how to not even see that pregnant lady right in your sightline.
NOTHING splits our proud island nation like the pronunciation of certain trigger words. Here are five words that separate Southern wankers from Northern scum.