Society

LONDON mayor Sadiq Khan has been knighted, prompting outrage from gammons. Since they’re utterly obsessed with him, here’s what to sadistically tell them…

WORLD fertility rates are declining across developed countries, and the universal availability of free internet pornography is to blame. Among other reasons.

GETTING married? The list of twats you do not want to invite but must grows longer by the day. You will be paying £135 per head for these wankers.

THE disgrace of having received free school meals is to be extended until the age of 35 by making recipients wear badges.

A TEENAGE boy is up in his room furiously streaming content that reflects the values of Pride Month.

THE Liverpool parade crash suspect is in court today while rumours continue to swirl online that the real culprit was not a white man. As in these cases.

I’VE always dreamt of being a police community support officer, so I jumped at the chance to confront the worst type of criminal scum threatening our society: fare dodgers.

WHEN backpacker Nikki Hollis went missing in Stoke-on-Trent, friend Tom Logan knew he had to save her. Here is the moving story of how he finally brought her home.

DISAPPOINTED? Staked your X followers on Monday’s attack being Islamic terrorism? Arrest of a 53-year-old white man make this unlikely? Don’t let it get in the way of your racism.