Society

PADDINGTON Bear has taken legal action over suggestions that he was, in her final year, Queen Elizabeth II’s designated f**kbuddy.

TAYLOR Swift’s former fans have praised the star for prioritising their emotional development by releasing an album bad enough for them to move on.

HISTORIANS have warned that supplies of previously unknown women who can be held up as inspirational figures are about to be exhausted.

THE cost of getting your car serviced depends on what garage staff think of the radio station you are tuned to, it has emerged.

THE Metropolitan Police have hailed footage showing them hiding their racist views for months as a massive step forward for the force.

LABOUR is set to raise the two-child benefit cap, meaning households can maximise state payouts by adding a third, fourth or fifth child. We weigh up the pros and cons.

THE cities of Britain are thronged with callow 18-year-olds having loud conversations while knowing f**k all. These are a few of the worst.

AS ALL non-Londoners and Donald Trump know, Sadiq Khan brought London under sharia law in 2016. One brave resident writes a diary of his daily oppression:

A WITHERING, up-and-down glance from another woman is more validating than any spoken compliment, women have confirmed.

A FORMER resident of Dubai who is now back in Britain doing badly is the toast of his friendship group, they have confirmed.