Society

YOU live in Notting Hill and have therefore won, but there’s an annual weekend where people come to your area, dance about and commit light crime. Here’s how to pretend you don’t mind.

THE August bank holiday is world-renowned for its epic traffic jams. How are you seizing the opportunity to savour them?

TODAY’S GCSE results have once again shown academia’s clear and unjustifiable bias against children of average to low intelligence.

PASSENGERS on a flight from Corfu wrote goodbye texts to loved ones after their plane suffered a terrifying engine fire. Just for a laugh, what would your last panicked SMS be?

THE inclusion of ‘skibidi’ and ‘tradwife’ in the Cambridge Dictionary means it has been forced to remove ‘self-respect’ from its pages.

THE phrase ‘I couldn’t have done it without you’ is a lie in every circumstance in which it is used without exception, research has found.

HUGE whirring data centres are set to expand across the UK. Which parts of the country would you like to see replaced with one?

A MAN is feeling somewhat let down after mishearing that today is VJ Day, it has emerged.