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The social media patriot's guide to coping when it's not an immigrant

DISAPPOINTED? Staked your X followers on Monday’s attack being Islamic terrorism? Arrest of a 53-year-old white man make this unlikely? Don’t let it get in the way of your racism: 

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'It's okay for me to hit him because I used to be his teacher'

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