Sport
Michael Gove kept in cabinet to spite Britain
MICHAEL Gove has kept his position in the cabinet to punish Britain, Boris Johnson has confirmed.
35 year-old wondering if it's really too late to become a professional footballer
A MAN in his mid-30s is still wondering if it is really too late for him to become a professional footballer.
England rugby team perform intimidating pre-match ritual of making lovely cup of tea
THE England rugby team will intimidate the Springboks in the World Cup final by performing a terrifying tea-making ritual on the pitch.
Sport really doesn't matter to us, say Australians
AUSTRALIA’S Rugby World Cup exit is of no interest to its citizens who much prefer books to sport, it has been claimed.
English man adds 'f**king Bulgars' to his vocabulary
AN English man has added ‘f**king Bulgars’ to his vocabulary of muttered invective after England’s match against Bulgaria last night.
Typhoon is no reason to cancel a rugby match, says retired PE teacher
RUGBY World Cup officials who cancelled matches because of a typhoon a 'bunch of fairies', according to a retired PE teacher.
Man pretending to like rugby so he can get pissed in the daytime
A MAN has been pretending to enjoy the Rugby World Cup so he can drink beer for breakfast.
Men urged not to start fantasy football teams if they're just going to abandon them
MEN have been warned to take the responsibility of a fantasy football team seriously rather than walking away the moment it goes wrong.
Men getting ready to pretend they understand rugby
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup.
Playing cricket in England for five days ‘practical joke that went too far’
THE idea of holding a five-day cricket match in England was initially conceived as a prank, it has emerged.
New football season make everything better for man
ALL bad stuff in world gone away now football back, say man.
The best sports for avoiding your family and your problems
EXERCISE is great for your mental wellbeing because you can hide from your family and your problems in a cowardly way. Here are the best sports for avoiding real life.