Sport

ACROSS England fans are leaving work early and settling down by the telly with a few cans to enjoy Scotland’s loss this afternoon.

NOT understanding the offside rule is for amateurs. Try these questions to get your football-loving companion truly enraged.

AN England fan tired of politics getting in the way of football has expressed his disagreement by making a racist political statement that gets in the way of football.

DO you like music? You won’t like football songs then. But with the Euros on the way here’s a few ranked from whale excrement to tolerable.

AS football punditry’s Che Guevara, it’s not just revolutions at Old Trafford that get my backing. Check out my post-game analysis of these world events.

PULLING out of a European group that raises everyone’s income, but it’s a good thing? Uh? Manchester United fan Wayne Hayes explains.

A GROUP of plucky football-loving amateurs have scored a historic six-nil win over England’s billionaire football clubs.

HEY, Willy and Bozza here, just a couple of average football-loving dudes who won’t let this Super League shizz happen.

ARSENAL and Spurs were only invited to join the Super League to guarantee the proper clubs regular easy victories, it has emerged.

LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.