Sport
Yep, this is as 'exciting' as golf gets, confirm fans
GOLF fans are insisting that the Ryder Cup is a tense, explosive contest that will have even the golf-averse on the edge of their seats.
Man inexplicably into American sports
A MAN is a devoted fan of American sports and nobody has the slightest idea why.
Jose Mourinho's guide to being a miserable bastard
HOLA, this is the Special One, Jose Mourinho and I'm here to teach you how be a proper miserable sod.
Jose Mourinho increasingly resembles caretaker from Scooby-Doo
UNITED manager Jose Mourinho increasingly resembles the Scooby-Doo caretaker who has found gold on the premises, players have claimed.
Football fans experimenting with different types of suffering
THE start of the new football season has led football fans to try new ways of subjecting themselves to pain and misery.
Bloody cyclist going too fast again
A BLOODY cyclist has been going too bloody fast, it has been confirmed.
Badly-planned Tour de France route full of hills
SHOCKED Tour de France competitors have discovered that poor planning has led to a very mountainous route.
Give Belgium third place if they want it, England players agree
ENGLAND players have agreed that today’s third-place play-off should just be given to Belgium if they want it because it is no use to us.
