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Why going beyond the Wimbledon quarter-finals is gauche and un-British, by Tim Henman

BRITON Cameron Norrie has reached the quarter-finals of Wimbledon and, I trust, has the manners to go no further. For it is not our nation’s way.

How to survive Euro 2025 when you're bored with the Lionesses now: a guide for women

EURO 2025 kicks off today, but what if you're a woman who was briefly into football but now isn't really? Here's how to survive weeks of dutiful support.

Is Wimbledon the BBC's next hotbed of anti-Semitic chanting?

GLASTONBURY was a cesspit of anti-Semitism gleefully encouraged by the BBC, except everywhere that wasn’t the West Holts stage between 2.30pm and 3.30pm, Saturday. Is Wimbledon next?

Shit: football bouncing across park right towards you

AN URGENT report has confirmed that a football is bouncing across the park directly towards you and you are expected to return it.

Any true football fan understands Trent Alexander-Arnold has made us look like dicks

BOOING our own player? Who’s just won the league? Of course we did. And anyone who criticises that doesn’t understand he’s made all Liverpool fans look right dicks.

Yes, Liverpool were once as unbearable as Manchester City, man tells grandchildren

A 63-YEAR-OLD man has explained to his grandchildren that once, Liverpool were just as successful and twatty about it as Manchester City are today.

Marathon runners hit actual wall

COMPETITORS in the London Marathon are running into an actual, physical wall and attempting to grittily push through it.