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England: did they lose to Japan because they're too into anime?

ENGLAND lost against Japan yesterday, so there must be a hidden reason. Was it because their internet-addled players are obsessed with anime?

Everyone hates VAR, so it's staying

New Scotland kit reflects national tradition of twee indie music

SCOTLAND’S new away kit represents the country’s tradition of producing sensitive indie music for delicate manchildren, the SFA has confirmed.

Real appeal of Winter Olympics is ever-present threat of serious injury

THE real magic of the Winter Olympics is that, unlike its tame summer counterpart, any event could turn from sport to medical emergency at any moment.

No, colonised is what you did to us, explain immigrants

We ask you: What sport are you illegally streaming this weekend?

SPORTS piracy is Britain’s favourite sport, with 3.6 billion streams last year. Which one are you watching illegally on the bus this weekend?

Who will be the next six Manchester United managers?

THE next Manchester United manager is a caretaker, the one after that will last five games and his successor will be sacked by Christmas. Who will they all be?

Manchester United fan fears this is beginning to reflect badly on him

A FAN of Manchester United is concerned that the club’s troubles are making him personally seem as if he is cursed to a lifetime of incompetence.

Should I go to the World Cup? The lone pro and the many, many cons

CONSIDERING going to next year’s World Cup? Really? Even with, you know, Trump and everything? Going over the pro and cons should help you decide not to.

We ask you: are Liverpool stealing Manchester United's title as banter club?

A THIRD three-goal loss in a row has rival fans guffawing, but can Liverpool overtake Man United as the Premier League’s banter club?