Sport
Andy Murray to retire from being Scottish
ANDY Murray has admitted he is suffering too much to continue being Scottish and is to retire to a cottage in Kent.
Evil Guardian once again tricks football fan with article about women's football
THE scheming, duplicitous Guardian has again hoodwinked an innocent football fan into browsing an article about women’s football.
Mourinho put in charge of Brexit
SACKED Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is the new Brexit secretary, it has been confirmed.
Darts players tested to make sure they're pissed
DARTS players will be drug tested to ensure they are properly pissed.
What the hell is the 'Nations League' and why does anyone care?
ENGLAND are through to the semi finals of an irrelevant competition that's not even as old as Prince William's youngest child, but, how much do you know or care about the national side's apparent footballing 'success'?
Rugby players worried about teammate drinking piss alone
A GROUP of rugby players are worried about a teammate after seeing him drinking a glass of warm piss on his own.
Yep, this is as 'exciting' as golf gets, confirm fans
GOLF fans are insisting that the Ryder Cup is a tense, explosive contest that will have even the golf-averse on the edge of their seats.
Man inexplicably into American sports
A MAN is a devoted fan of American sports and nobody has the slightest idea why.
