Sport
Typhoon is no reason to cancel a rugby match, says retired PE teacher
RUGBY World Cup officials who cancelled matches because of a typhoon a 'bunch of fairies', according to a retired PE teacher.
Man pretending to like rugby so he can get pissed in the daytime
A MAN has been pretending to enjoy the Rugby World Cup so he can drink beer for breakfast.
Men urged not to start fantasy football teams if they're just going to abandon them
MEN have been warned to take the responsibility of a fantasy football team seriously rather than walking away the moment it goes wrong.
Men getting ready to pretend they understand rugby
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup.
Playing cricket in England for five days ‘practical joke that went too far’
THE idea of holding a five-day cricket match in England was initially conceived as a prank, it has emerged.
New football season make everything better for man
ALL bad stuff in world gone away now football back, say man.
The best sports for avoiding your family and your problems
EXERCISE is great for your mental wellbeing because you can hide from your family and your problems in a cowardly way. Here are the best sports for avoiding real life.
People who don’t like cricket are wrong, say experts
CRICKET is brilliant and if you disagree you are less than a buffoon, according to experts.
Cricket fans ready to trash Waitrose if England win World Cup
CRICKET fans are threatening to rampage through Waitrose, Cath Kidston and SpaceNK wreaking havoc if England win today’s World Cup.
Is cricket the greatest sport ever or are you just watching it p*ssed?
CRICKET: it dates back to 1598, it goes on for days and despite most of the world having no interest England still never wins.
Woman experiencing unfamiliar sensation of pretending to be proud of team she's really p*ssed off with
A WOMAN is suffering the alien sensation of claiming to be very proud of a national team she is actually very, very angry with.
England women's success 'proof of positive discrimination'
THE England women’s team’s progression to the semi-final is proof that men are the real victims of sexism now, according to idiots.