Noon: Wife forgot to pack Kit Kat - add ‘remind wife to pack Kit Kat for lunch’ to my to-do list.
RACING vehicle manufacturers are to base their designs on clown cars following the British Grand Prix.
NEWCASTLE United's Director of Football plans to reshape the team formation to all chasing after the ball at once.
CHELSEA cleaning staff are still hosing down their press room after Jose Mourinho met reporters yesterday.
DOZENS of footballers have been spotted loitering around Real Madrid’s ground touting for business.
NEWCASTLE have volunteered to be relegated from the Premier League, following their 6-0 defeat at home to Liverpool.