A FOOTBALL fan is not in the least bit ethically conflicted about the upcoming World Cup because none of the decisions anywhere along the line were his to make.
THE England World Cup squad has been named, much to the country's regret. Here’s how each of them will disgrace the shirt.
A MAN with his head up his arse who thinks politics is something that only happens to other people cannot wait for the Qatar World Cup to begin.
A LIVERPOOL fan has sat bolt upright from a dream in which Erling Haaland scores a hat-trick against his team and then they make out.
YOU’RE considering doing a Panini World Cup 2022 album even though this tournament barely counts. What stage have you reached?
THERE are only so many movies about boxing the public can endure. This is why Hollywood has resorted to making whole films about these niche sports.
THE whole point of having kids is to exorcise the ghosts of your own childhood failings through them. Here’s how to force them to take up sports they'll grow to loathe as much as you did.
MEN who scoff at star signs believe they can know a person's entire character and future life-trajectory based on what football team they support.
PUBS are the perfect place to watch the Premier League on a big screen and make lunch unendurable for innocent bystanders. Football fan Wayne Hayes explains how.
NEED to learn about the Premier League so you can fit in with the real men? Fake your knowledge ahead of the new season with this guide.