Sport

COMPETITORS in punishing triathlons are at a loss to explain why they would ever take part in them, it has emerged.

THIS could be England’s year to go all the way to the stage where they are defeated by a better team, but who will that team be?

IF you don’t care about football, your life is about to become a waking nightmare. Despair as you're subjected to these things, you non-football-loving weirdo.

THE USA is co-hosting a Cricket World Cup it knows f**k all about. Here’s a guide to the perplexing, tedious sport so beloved of British people.

MANCHESTER United play rivals Manchester City in today’s FA Cup final, but would a shock win cause the magnetic poles to reverse and the dead to walk the earth?

TEAMS relegated on the last day of the Premier League season will only be replaced by different ones, it has emerged.