A MAN who claims women’s football is slow and lacking in action also thinks men hitting tiny balls with sticks for hours is utterly fascinating.
ANDY Murray has admitted he is suffering too much to continue being Scottish and is to retire to a cottage in Kent.
THE scheming, duplicitous Guardian has again hoodwinked an innocent football fan into browsing an article about women’s football.
DARTS players will be drug tested to ensure they are properly pissed.
ENGLAND are through to the semi finals of an irrelevant competition that's not even as old as Prince William's youngest child, but, how much do you know or care about the national side's apparent footballing 'success'?
A MAN is a devoted fan of American sports and nobody has the slightest idea why.
THE start of the new football season has led football fans to try new ways of subjecting themselves to pain and misery.
EVERYONE who was supporting England in the World Cup will be expected to continue their love of football when the season starts.
A FOOTBALL novice mum has reassured her heartbroken family that England can pull something out of the bag and win the World Cup.
WITH a chance of going through to the World Cup final at stake, England vs. Sweden is going to be somewhat tense. So how will you be losing your shit over the outcome?