Sport
We ask you: why hasn't the new England manager chosen all-new players?
NEW England manager Thomas Tuchel has chosen the same tired old players who lost the last two Euros finals. Who should he have picked instead?
Coked-up Cheltenham crowds have no idea what is going on
THOUSANDS of Cheltenham attendees are discovering that understanding horse-racing through a blur of cocaine and alcohol is impossible.
We ask you: can Taylor Swift win a second consecutive Superbowl tomorrow?
TOMORROW night sees a clash of titans only Americans care about as the Philadelphia Eagles take on Taylor Swift in Superbowl LIX. Can she win?
We ask you: which FA Cup giant-killers will we condescendingly congratulate for winning a football match today?
TODAY, professional football players will play others who earn more, subjecting their team and town to patronising media write-ups. Who will be the plucky victors?
BBC to win back gammon football fans by replacing Lineker with a woman
THE BBC has apologised to right-wing football fans for employing a man with vaguely left-wing views and hopes this woman will make up for it.