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Naive 16-year-old fan wondering what's happened to England
AN innocent young England fan who has only known Gareth Southgate as manager is puzzled as to why the team is rubbish all of a sudden.
Fanzone not celebrating England wins by throwing pints because they cost £9.50
ENGLAND fans watching the game in a fanzone today say they will not celebrate goals by flinging their pints in the air because they cost the best part of a f**king tenner.
Triathletes unable to say why
COMPETITORS in punishing triathlons are at a loss to explain why they would ever take part in them, it has emerged.
We ask you: who do you fancy to knock England out of Euro 2024?
THIS could be England’s year to go all the way to the stage where they are defeated by a better team, but who will that team be?
How the Euros are going to f**k up your month if you don't give a shit about football
IF you don’t care about football, your life is about to become a waking nightmare. Despair as you're subjected to these things, you non-football-loving weirdo.