THE England team has a very good chance of winning the World Cup if you have consumed enough alcohol, it has emerged.
TODAY’S World Cup opening ceremony will feature a monstrous replica of Russian president Vladimir Putin’s ‘magnificent’ penis.
Scientists have proven that women do not experience friendship like we do, being unable to physcially withstand banter.
WAYNE Rooney has questioned the nature of existence following a Champions League game.
THE long-running saga of Gareth Bale's journey from Spurs to Real Madrid is to be made into a film saga by Peter Jackson.
THE British winner of yesterday's Tour de France is not Bradley Wiggins, it has been claimed.
QPR MANAGER Harry Redknapp has offered Manchester United a three-minute trolley-dash to take as many players as they want for Wayne Rooney.
Manchester Utd have lodged an official protest with FIFA following their traumatic 1-0 defeat to the formidable Singha All Star XI in Thailand.
TEST cricket is brilliant and if you disagree you are less than a buffoon, according to experts.