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Arsenal and Spurs only invited to Super League to have shit kicked out of them

ARSENAL and Spurs were only invited to join the Super League to guarantee the proper clubs regular easy victories, it has emerged.

'F**k you, we'll walk alone' fans tell Liverpool

LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.

How to live with the football club you love selling its soul, by a Man City fan

ARE you feeling a sickening wrench in your very heart as the football club you love abandons every moral principle for money? Yeah. Been there. Let me make it okay.

Halifax Town, Torquay United and Stockport County join European Super Non-League

SIX of England’s leading non-league football clubs have formed a new European Super Non-League to play the best fifth-tier teams on the continent.

The sure-fire losers to back in the Grand National

PUTTING your once-a-year bet on, for a bit of fun? Here are the horses dead-on guaranteed to make the bookies money: 

The Millwall fan's guide to PC gone mad

WHEN you can't even boo a peaceful act of solidarity against racism, it's another win for the PC brigade. Here Millwall fan Steve Malley explains why the country is going to the dogs.

Dad announces he has forgiven Maradona

A FATHER-OF-THREE has called the family together in the dining room and announced, with tears streaking his face, that he has forgiven Maradona. 

Legendary comedy series 'Scotland in a tournament' returns for 2021

THE BBC has delighted viewers by announcing the surprise return of much-loved comedy series ‘Scotland in a football tournament’ next year. 

Government appoints Harry Maguire as Greek ambassador

IN keeping with its policy of getting the right people for top jobs, the government has appointed Harry Maguire as ambassador to Greece.

35 year-old wondering if it's really too late to become a professional footballer

A MAN in his mid-30s is still wondering if it is really too late for him to become a professional footballer.