Sport

IF you don’t care about football, your life is about to become a waking nightmare. Despair as you're subjected to these things, you non-football-loving weirdo.

THE USA is co-hosting a Cricket World Cup it knows f**k all about. Here’s a guide to the perplexing, tedious sport so beloved of British people.

MANCHESTER United play rivals Manchester City in today’s FA Cup final, but would a shock win cause the magnetic poles to reverse and the dead to walk the earth?

TEAMS relegated on the last day of the Premier League season will only be replaced by different ones, it has emerged.

A PATRIOT outraged by the Team GB flag would still give it one if it gave him the eye, he had admitted.

GARETH Southgate, the most successful England manager since Alf Ramsey, is a miserable failure who lost his country two Euros and a World Cup. Time for him to go?

MANCHESTER United’s reputation among those with zero interest in sport is still that of a world-class team, it has emerged.