A GROUP of plucky football-loving amateurs have scored a historic six-nil win over England’s billionaire football clubs.
HEY, Willy and Bozza here, just a couple of average football-loving dudes who won’t let this Super League shizz happen.
ARSENAL and Spurs were only invited to join the Super League to guarantee the proper clubs regular easy victories, it has emerged.
LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.
ARE you feeling a sickening wrench in your very heart as the football club you love abandons every moral principle for money? Yeah. Been there. Let me make it okay.
SIX of England’s leading non-league football clubs have formed a new European Super Non-League to play the best fifth-tier teams on the continent.
PUTTING your once-a-year bet on, for a bit of fun? Here are the horses dead-on guaranteed to make the bookies money:
THE BBC has delighted viewers by announcing the surprise return of much-loved comedy series ‘Scotland in a football tournament’ next year.
IN keeping with its policy of getting the right people for top jobs, the government has appointed Harry Maguire as ambassador to Greece.