Sport
WANT to do competitive physical activity, but not to break a sweat? These five activities are technically sports but medically aren’t.
A KEEN and committed racist has admitted that despite Yorkshire’s exemplary record of bigotry he is still not getting into cricket.
THE rulers of Afghanistan are to buy out Middlesbrough FC for £320 million, the Premier League has confirmed.
REMAINERS have admitted that unprecendented British sporting success the first summer after Brexit is not doing their cause any favours.
THERE are many reasons the education secretary could have confused Rashford and Itoje, and none of them were because they are both black. It was probably one of these:
RONALDO is an absolutely crap transfer for Manchester United who’ve proved what a total desperate mess they are, as fans of other teams explain.
WANT to annoy the hell out of people who don't give two shits that the football season has started again? Try these tactics.
THE Premier League returns this weekend. Fan Normal Steele explains why the game was so much better when he was a lad.
SOME football shirts indicate that you’re a twat from a mile off. If you’re a fan of one of these clubs know that you’re judged by everyone.
THE UK has proudly proclaimed that its Olympic heroes mean it is a major world power, while ignoring empty supermarket shelves.