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THE BBC has delighted viewers by announcing the surprise return of much-loved comedy series ‘Scotland in a football tournament’ next year. 

IN keeping with its policy of getting the right people for top jobs, the government has appointed Harry Maguire as ambassador to Greece.

A MAN in his mid-30s is still wondering if it is really too late for him to become a professional footballer.

RUGBY World Cup officials who cancelled matches because of a typhoon a 'bunch of fairies', according to a retired PE teacher.

ALL bad stuff in world gone away now football back, say man.

EXERCISE is great for your mental wellbeing because you can hide from your family and your problems in a cowardly way. Here are the best sports for avoiding real life.

A MUM can see no valid reason for spending a huge part of her life watching small children’s totally inconsequential sporting events.

A MAN who claims women’s football is slow and lacking in action also thinks men hitting tiny balls with sticks for hours is utterly fascinating.

ANDY Murray has admitted he is suffering too much to continue being Scottish and is to retire to a cottage in Kent.

THE scheming, duplicitous Guardian has again hoodwinked an innocent football fan into browsing an article about women’s football.