GARETH Southgate has revealed his plan to get England to the World Cup final by only playing the weakest opponents.
HOLA! I’m footballing legend Diego Maradona and here is my guide to having a few friends round for a quiet evening with cheese, pleasant conversation and ‘wine’.
ARE you totally uninterested in football but face weeks of men kicking a little a ball around and analysing it? Read our handy tips for making it less tedious.
THE England team has a very good chance of winning the World Cup if you have consumed enough alcohol, it has emerged.
TODAY’S World Cup opening ceremony will feature a monstrous replica of Russian president Vladimir Putin’s ‘magnificent’ penis.
Scientists have proven that women do not experience friendship like we do, being unable to physcially withstand banter.
INTERNATIONAL table tennis players have confessed that there have been no balls involved at the sport’s top level for 30 years.
A MAN who completed the London marathon is trying to make colleagues talk about it without appearing too obvious.
WAYNE Rooney has questioned the nature of existence following a Champions League game.