We ask you: what now for Liverpool after Jurgen Klopp?

CHARISMATIC Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is leaving the club at the end of the season. What now for the club and the city? 

Norman Steele, security guard: “A return to our good old-fashioned prejudices, singing ‘aye aye ippy the Germans bombed our chippy’ and that. We’ve had nine years off, that’s plenty.”

Nikki Hollis, eyebrow threader: “Klopp described his style as ‘heavy metal football’, so we owe it to him to carry that on. Put Rob Halford of Judas Priest in the hot seat.”

Grace Wood-Morris, student: “I don’t see why there’s a problem. That’s why we’ve got Everton as a back-up, otherwise one city wouldn’t have two clubs. We’ll take their manager.”

Oliver O’Connor, chef: “I mean if there was ever a case for AI this is it. Scan Jurgen, feed in all his management decisions, AI Jurgen. Klopp-1000. I don’t know what to f**king call it, I’m a chef.”

Joanna Kramer, ferry captain: “Hear me out. Why not simply Ringo Starr?”

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