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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… great work Lisa, they'll be watching Kneecap now

WAKING with a hangover the size of Yorkshire, but mercifully not causing me to adopt a tiresome ‘bluff’ persona, I reflect on another tumultuous week in matters ecclesiastical. 

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The Whites-Only Healing Field and a Spitfire flypast: My dream of a right-wing Glastonbury

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes we can kill two birds with one stone by making Starmer the Shah of Iran

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