A MAN in his mid-30s is still wondering if it is really too late for him to become a professional footballer.
THE England rugby team will intimidate the Springboks in the World Cup final by performing a terrifying tea-making ritual on the pitch.
AUSTRALIA’S Rugby World Cup exit is of no interest to its citizens who much prefer books to sport, it has been claimed.
AN English man has added ‘f**king Bulgars’ to his vocabulary of muttered invective after England’s match against Bulgaria last night.
RUGBY World Cup officials who cancelled matches because of a typhoon a 'bunch of fairies', according to a retired PE teacher.
A MAN has been pretending to enjoy the Rugby World Cup so he can drink beer for breakfast.
MEN have been warned to take the responsibility of a fantasy football team seriously rather than walking away the moment it goes wrong.
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Six Nations tournament.
THE idea of holding a five-day cricket match in England was initially conceived as a prank, it has emerged.