GLASTONBURY was a cesspit of anti-Semitism gleefully encouraged by the BBC, except everywhere that wasn’t the West Holts stage between 2.30pm and 3.30pm, Saturday. Is Wimbledon next?
Alcaraz dedicates winning final to Hamas
If he triumphs again, Carlos Alcaraz might hijack the winner’s ceremony with a chant of ‘Up Hamas, up Hezbollah!’ Naturally the BBC will then set off fireworks. The sickest thing? As she hands over the trophy, the Princess of Wales will be forced to join in out of politeness.
Emma Raducanu leads a chant of ‘Death to the West!’
Like all young people, 22-year-old Emma Raducanu holds extreme left-wing views after being radicalised by TikTok and she could make the crowd bay for the blood of Israel’s prime minister. Further hate crimes are only averted by her getting knocked out early again.
Cliff Richard sings Palestine Will Be Free
The rain falls and Cliff sings. It is inevitable. But this year, influenced by Kneecap, he may abandon his own hits in favour of Palestine Will Be Free by Swedish/Lebanese artist Maher Zain. However, even Zionists prefer this to a medley of Summer Holiday, Devil Woman and Bachelor Boy.
David Beckham begins chanting ‘Khaybar Khaybar ya yahud’
The full version, chanted at the fanciest protests, translates as: ‘Khaybar, Khaybar, oh Jews! The army of Muhammad will return!’ David Beckham has Arabic tattoos, he’s easily led. Honorary Hamas member Gary Lineker indoctrinated him.
‘The strawberries are Zionist!’
The UK imports £80 million of fruit from Israel, so are these strawberries complicit in the Netanyahu regime? Will the furious mob overturn strawberry stalls and demand good West Bank olives and hummus? Can England survive?
Clare Balding calls for Iran to renew airstrikes
Under orders from her violently anti-Israel BBC bosses, all appointed by the Tories, Balding calls for a rain of missiles on Tel Aviv. Later, her rage purged, she talks once again about the lack of line judges.
John McEnroe dons a suicide vest
The commentary box banter turns ugly when three-times Wimbledon champion John McEnroe puts on a bomb vest. An attempt to rush onto Centre Court is ended by a police marksman, to the polite applause of the crowd, and the final of the Ladies’ Doubles is able to continue without further disruption.
