WHEN considering the sexy areas of the body, the mind immediately goes to the big three: arse, tits and bits. But, amazingly, there’s actually more to human sexuality than those.
The body is as crammed with erotic Easter eggs as a triple-A videogame, just waiting to be discovered. Search out these arousing locations to stick your tongue in:
Just beneath the eyebrow
Did you know that the bit of skin between your eyelid and your brow is packed full of more nerve endings than a penis? Admittedly a small penis. Your bearded barista’s eyebrow piercing isn’t there to make you feel old, but to enhance sexual pleasure. Ask him about it when ordering a flat white.
Between your index finger and middle finger
While fingering is the ultimate pleasure for the receiver, it also brings the giver that bit closer to climax. That’s because the flesh between those two dominant fingers is, according to scientists, ‘the crotch of the hand’, conjuring a spiral of ecstasy when stimulated.
The back of the head
You might not have eyes there, but you’ve got an ‘mmm’. Sexologists believe a light rap to the back of the skull can be just as titillating as a spank on the buttocks. Good news for baldies, whose lack of hair means they get maximum pleasure out of this cheeky move.
The base of the heel
No longer the reserve of the grand vizier’s torturers, whipping the base of the foot can send your lover into a sexual frenzy that will have them spilling more than just heretical secrets. The hard skin on the heel is perfect for you to try out some exotic strokes. No need to be gentle!
The bit where labels poke your neck
That irritating feeling where a label on a T-shirt is tickling the back of your neck? That’s actually you misidentifying your extreme arousal. For naughty couples play, try sewing a few extra tags into your lover’s clothing and going out in public. No one will be aware of your dirty secret.
The teeth
Tongues come to the fore in sexual situations, but bypassing those pearly whites means missing out on unimaginable pleasure. Tonight, try brushing your partner’s teeth for them, or, if he’s a sugar daddy, cleaning his dentures. It turns what is essentially masturbation into a team effort, and dentistry into domme sex work.