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Seafood, and why you can never, ever trust it, by Harry Kane

HELLO! It’s lantern-jawed striker, England icon and seafood sceptic Harry Kane here, fresh off the back of a true World Cup classic against Ghana.

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Putting condoms on knobbly root vegetables: improving your teenager's sex education with the Mash sex columnist

SPERM meeting egg is outdated. Today’s teenagers, hooked on porn and looksmaxxing, need to know the truth about sex to put them off. 

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