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Why going beyond the Wimbledon quarter-finals is gauche and un-British, by Tim Henman

By Tim Henman, Britain’s greatest tennis player 1998-2004

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Smell of cannabis makes me feel unsafe, says wuss

A TOTAL f**king wuss has confessed the odour of cannabis makes him feel terribly unsafe and as if police should arrest everyone within a 500ft radius who is not him. 

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