Society

A MAN unable to interpret what a call centre worker in a different country is saying to him is clearly a thoroughgoing racist, colleagues have agreed.

THE bus station of every town and city is a wild, lawless place where society has broken down entirely and madness reigns, studies have confirmed.

MEN of a certain age are clued up on the latest developments in sex and use appropriate terminology without shame. Your dad’s employed each of these.

CHEATING on driving tests went up by 50 per cent last year. How are you fraudulently attempting to pass yours?

IN turbulent times, one 82-year-old is bucking modern trends of racial and xenophobic hatred by reserving his ire for one specific group: the French.

LINGUISTS, HR departments and men named Steve have confirmed that the following words are technically compliments in the same way a pat on the head is. Avoid these.

COTSWOLD Council is facing a backlash from residents forced to use roads and pavements cleared with normal, non-boutique salt. 

A GROUP of mums on a housing estate in a deprived area are aggressively questioning the motives of a snowman playing with kids.

RECEIVED a hand-delivered Christmas card and wondering who the hell sent it? These methods to identify the culprits could set your minds to rest.