Society

THE new 2,689-mile King Charles III coastal path takes walkers through many of the country’s most exquisite areas of severe deprivation. Tour these today.

A MOTHER is gripped by a new live-action reality show which she is binge-watching via the streaming service of her kitchen window.

AN invitation has arrived, and of course you have no intention of going. But how best to do so without offending the host who unreasonably expects your presence? Try these.

BANKNOTES will soon feature British wildlife after the public were consulted on the idea. But is it wise to ask a nation full of idiots who’d be happy with shit like this on their money?

EVERY arsehole you have the misfortune to speak to now aggressively calls you ‘buddy’, Britain has confirmed.

LONDON is the most dangerous place in the country according to your mother who last visited in 1981 for the Royal Wedding. This is what she thinks happens there.

WAR with Iran is disrupting fuel supplies worldwide, with the RAC urging Britons to drive less. Unfortunately impossible when you have to make critical journeys like these.

A RESIDENT of an irrelevant hamlet was apoplectic you were so ignorant as to mispronounce its name while seizing the opportunity to correct you.

THE death of a boy’s grandmother has provided a timely opportunity to prepare for the loss of his beloved cat.

A WOMAN preparing for a night out has entered the third day of applying and redoing her winged eyeliner.