Society

TAKING a bus or train? Arrogant enough to assume the entire space belongs to you and your children, should you so wish it? Ignore all established etiquette like this.

THE Collins English Dictionary has admitted it was forced to include ‘mogging’ in its new edition because rational older users of language do not make up enough bullshit.

NATIONS built on British slavery are demanding reparations for historic wrongs, but what about you? Your life isn’t all easy. Don’t you deserve something? Find out.

HAS something happened in the capital you don't live in and which will never affect you? Get furious about it anyway with this rational guide.

A RUDDY-FACED patriot is furious that one of his political enemies is commemorating Britain’s war dead in a way everyone is allowed to.

CHANCELLOR John Healey has delighted the nation by removing import tax from garlic. But how would you, someone with no financial education, improve the budget?

A WOMAN has stressed that the nurse outfit she is wearing for Halloween is sex positive, not slutty.

NEED to apologise to get the situation over with? Here’s how to insinuate that you're not really to blame.