Society

THE next emergency alert sent to all residents of the UK without warning will warn against sending a text to your ex.

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman’s greatest fear is not only being targeted by a serial killer but also being his least alluring victim.

AFTER subscription renewals and fake sales, Andy Burnham has outlined the next nine minor rip-offs his government is directing its efforts to stopping.

ACROSS Britain, thousands of patriots have spent a long, hot summer hoping for a trigger to riot. But here in Thetford they’re not waiting around!

TEENAGERS are being recruited on social media to carry out contract killings. Could your offspring be planning a hit, or is he furiously wanking as usual?

A SCOTTISH student has admitted he would swap every ‘Higher’ he achieves today for a simple, honest A-level.

RAIL firms are set to charge less for non-existent trains, thereby offering better value for services their customers do not receive.

THE Green leader re-posted an image of a man wearing a guillotine T-shirt on social media. Is that because he secretly loves lopping heads off?

A PAIR of designer sandals are doing an incredible job of caking their owner’s feet in filth.