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GCSEs biased against thick kids, thick kids complain

TODAY’S GCSE results have once again shown academia’s clear and unjustifiable bias against children of average to low intelligence.

Just for fun, what would be your last text before the plane crashes?

PASSENGERS on a flight from Corfu wrote goodbye texts to loved ones after their plane suffered a terrifying engine fire. Just for a laugh, what would your last panicked SMS be?

'Self-respect' removed from Cambridge Dictionary

THE inclusion of ‘skibidi’ and ‘tradwife’ in the Cambridge Dictionary means it has been forced to remove ‘self-respect’ from its pages.

Anyone who says 'I couldn't have done it without you' is lying

THE phrase ‘I couldn’t have done it without you’ is a lie in every circumstance in which it is used without exception, research has found.

We ask you: Where would you like to see paved over with a data centre?

HUGE whirring data centres are set to expand across the UK. Which parts of the country would you like to see replaced with one?

Disappointed man misheard VJ Day

A MAN is feeling somewhat let down after mishearing that today is VJ Day, it has emerged.

'Not everyone at Durham is a wanker': Supportive things to say to teenagers getting their A-level results

IS a teenage friend or family member getting their A-level results today? It’s a stressful and emotional time, so show some sensitivity when you talk to them. Like this…

We ask you: what else should over-70s with poor vision be banned from doing?

NEW measures could see over 70s with poor vision getting banned from driving. What else should they be stripped of?