Society

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman’s greatest fear is not only being targeted by a serial killer but also being his least alluring victim.

AFTER subscription renewals and fake sales, Andy Burnham has outlined the next nine minor rip-offs his government is directing its efforts to stopping.

ACROSS Britain, thousands of patriots have spent a long, hot summer hoping for a trigger to riot. But here in Thetford they’re not waiting around!

TEENAGERS are being recruited on social media to carry out contract killings. Could your offspring be planning a hit, or is he furiously wanking as usual?

A SCOTTISH student has admitted he would swap every ‘Higher’ he achieves today for a simple, honest A-level.

RAIL firms are set to charge less for non-existent trains, thereby offering better value for services their customers do not receive.

THE Green leader re-posted an image of a man wearing a guillotine T-shirt on social media. Is that because he secretly loves lopping heads off?

A PAIR of designer sandals are doing an incredible job of caking their owner’s feet in filth.

ANDY Burnham is helping struggling music venues, but this is bad news if you've got a muso friend who keeps insisting on seeing awful bands. Here's how to minimise your suffering.