Society

Do you, personally, deserve reparations for history's injustices? Take our quiz

NATIONS built on British slavery are demanding reparations for historic wrongs, but what about you? Your life isn’t all easy. Don’t you deserve something? Find out.

How to be outraged about the Oxford Street pedestrianisation even if you live in Wigan

HAS something happened in the capital you don't live in and which will never affect you? Get furious about it anyway with this rational guide.

Gammon outraged that blue-haired leftie is wearing poppy

A RUDDY-FACED patriot is furious that one of his political enemies is commemorating Britain’s war dead in a way everyone is allowed to.

We ask you: What would you have put in the budget that would have been miles better?

CHANCELLOR John Healey has delighted the nation by removing import tax from garlic. But how would you, someone with no financial education, improve the budget?

Woman going as sex positive nurse for Halloween, actually

A WOMAN has stressed that the nurse outfit she is wearing for Halloween is sex positive, not slutty.

How to apologise in such a way it's clear it's not your fault

NEED to apologise to get the situation over with? Here’s how to insinuate that you're not really to blame.

I felt violated, says 3,800-year-old priest of the Amenemhat Dynasty

THE Egyptian mummy removed from display at a Glasgow museum has confessed he felt violated by hundreds of eyes crawling over his linen-wrapped body.

The girlfriend's guide to preparing for a national emergency

THE government’s ‘Be Ready’ campaign is advising Britons on how to prepare for threats like extreme weather and cyber-attacks. Here girlfriend Nikki Hollis interprets that advice.