Society

TRUMP'S war with Iran is jeopardising supplies of the planet-destroying fuel we all love. So how are you marking the end of plentiful oil?

ARE you feeling suitably outraged about the bastards at Waitrose who sacked a staff member who took on a scumbag shoplifter? If not you could be missing out, so here’s what to do.

FOR today's teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these:

SPOTTED a colleague on the train or bus? Commute ruined. Unless you follow this guide to hide from them in a mature way.

THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged.

THE hellscape of modern society is the result of decades of dickheads beavering away. But here are six awful aspects your mum blames on you personally.

ESSEX’S entrepreneurs has admitted they are concerned about asylum seekers because criminal migrants could encroach on their own well-established illegal activities.

A DRIVER has taken a long, hard look at his life after being confronted with a disappointed face on an electronic road sign.

THE police have confirmed they do not investigate the vast majority of burglaries because the shops are open and you can get another laptop this afternoon.

GO on then, if you’re so convinced of Britain’s credentials as a Christian country, how do we celebrate Palm Sunday? No looking at the New Testament.