Society

'Ye Olde Fighting Cocks' is cruel and ageist: Bad pub names according to PETA

PETA have claimed a pub called ‘The Sly Old Fox’ is offensive to foxes. Which is a great way to stop people taking you seriously and presumably means these names are unacceptable too…

Six ways to make sure every room you enter immediately knows you're working-class

ENTERED a room? Concerned not everyone in it know you were born with coal in the bath and hatred of Thatcher in your heart? Let them know.

Man at school reunion can't believe how much everyone but him has aged

A MAN attending a reunion of his school class is shocked to see how badly all his former classmates have aged in the last 25 years.

'Also, taking a 100-year-old man to Barbados was a f**ked-up thing to do'

THE Charity Commission admitted it is outside the scope of its enquiry, but that flying a centenarian long-haul while Covid was rampant was ‘some f**king bullshit.’

Captain Tom's daughter sets up charity to help victims of Captain Tom Foundation

HANNAH Ingram-Moore has set up a charity to help innocent victims of buying Captain Tom cash-grab books filled with mawkish life lessons.

Man blames erectile dysfunction on 20mph speed limit

A MAN has told his wife he can no longer sustain an erection because of a prolonged period of driving below 20mph.

Why it's time for Millennials in Need, by Martin Bishop, aged 35

CHILDREN aren’t the only ones who have it tough, in fact us poor Millennials deserve your donations more. Here’s why.

Why the new presenter of Match of the Day, the head of the Anglican Church and the next James Bond must all be women

THE shortlists are being made for three of the top posts in England. And once again, we see a numbing litany of unqualified men.