ARE you a fearful older voter obsessed with asylum seekers thanks to the tabloids? Here’s what to do if hordes of them arrive in your cul-de-sac.
A NAN has still not forgiven members of her family for turning up at her house unannounced at 4.30pm 18 years ago.
THE 2021 census is to be recalled after leaving out the crucial question on what you and members of your household call a bread roll.
One year of lockdown on, how many cliched lockdown activities can you tick off our list?
PROTESTORS against new laws that would effectively ban peaceful protest have thanked Bristol for throwing a f**king riot.
ARE you speeding to rescue a child from a burning building or does going really fast for 40 metres make you feel like Vin Diesel, knobhead?
A MOTORIST caused a large accident after veering off the road in shock when the BMW in front of him indicated at a roundabout.
LIBERALS, who are the real racists, have accused me of spending my honest English patriot supporters’ money on booze and coke. Lies. Here’s where it went.
CANCELLATION is the terrible spectre stalking the 21st century, worse by far than poverty, Covid or climate change. But will it happen to you?