Society
PEOPLE who ride e-bikes are less annoying than normal cycling dickheads, even though they could probably kill you, it has emerged.
FRIEND selfish enough to be born in January? Insensitively expecting a birthday present regardless of your overdraft? These make ideal cost-effective gifts.
INDUSTRY bodies are reconsidering the legality of charging £1,906 in fines for paying for parking five minutes late. Dealing with these similar vexations could transform Labour’s fortunes.
THE Met Office has issued desperate, tearful pleading with your car warnings for huge swathes of the country.
A STARBUCKS staff member who always writes a terrible misspelling of your forename on your cup does so because the consensus of the staff is that you are an arsehole.
BEING condescended to and looked down upon by estate agents is still insufficiently demeaning to stop people buying houses, it has emerged.
A MAN was delighted to catch a glimpse of his own home on TV during a news item about a killing just metres from his front door.
2025 has defied expectations by descending into a grim hellscape within a single day, it has emerged.
A CHILD complaining of boredom has been handed the ultimate slapdown with a suggestion he play with his new toys though it is the last thing he wants to do.
