Society

'My wife is not a racist; she just incites racial hatred as a hobby'

YOU know what it’s like, with the women. Raising children’s a full-time job but they need something to keep their little hands busy. For my wife it was inciting racial hatred.

We ask you: how are you avoiding revising for your GCSEs?

THE GCSE examinations are taking place, and around Britain tens of thousands are doing everything possible not to revise for them. What’s your avoidance strategy?

Seven laughably incorrect things gammons think about Magna Carta

A COPY of Magna Carta has turned out to be a genuine duplicate from 1300. But all the media interest won’t stop patriotic Brits believing strange things about it. Things like this…

Thrown out of pubs, speeding fines and five other occasions where the storyteller is never at fault

EVER noticed that when a pal is accused of something egregious or illegal, they’re entirely blameless? On these seven occasions you’re always hearing a misunderstood hero.

Wanker getting incredible signal on train

AN obnoxiously loud businessman is managing to get a remarkably strong signal connection on a train journey, fellow passengers have confirmed.

They'll be live-streaming it: Why Gen Z must never become train drivers

THE minimum age to become a train driver is being lowered to 18, but can lazy, vape-addicted, teenage masturbators be trusted with the responsibility? Obviously not. Here’s why.

Attention-seeking Red Arrows didn't even fight in World War Two

THE centrepiece of the Royal Air Force's VE Day anniversary celebrations did not even participate in World War Two, it has emerged.

Dead man bitterly criticised for choice of funeral music

MOURNERS are rightly ripping into the music a deceased man requested for his funeral.