THE UK is unknowingly celebrating the ancient pagan holiday of Beltane by having a barbecue with a few cans in the back garden.
WE all want a better world. But we must strive for it without upsetting older, wealthier, whiter people, or indeed anyone at all. Here is the sensible liberal’s guide to protest.
THE British public have become familiar with American put-downs, but do they do the job as well their British alternatives? Let’s find out.
BRITAIN is governed with the sole aim of appeasing red-faced drivers with high blood pressure, it has been confirmed.
A RETIREE is unable to rest because he is tormented by visions of homeworkers mocking him with their easy lives.
NOT one single person, from one-year-olds to 100-year-olds, enjoys the part of their birthday where everyone sings Happy Birthday, it has emerged.
KNOW a woman in the prime of life? Looking for conversation topics that will piss her off no end?
ST George’s Day - it’s the most important day of the year for every Englishman and woman. But are your plans extravagant enough? Read our checklist and avoid being a traitor to your nation.
WE supposedly live in a classless society. So why then does class tension come bubbling dangerously close to the surface during the most mundane events?