AN online petition is being shared amongst social media users in a desperate plea for signatures as if it will lead to any f**king change whatsoever.
LONDON’S population of twats has finally stabilised after years of unprecedented skyrocketing, it has been confirmed.
LEFT-HANDED people have finally confessed that they do it deliberately for attention.
LIFE can make you feel powerless, so sometimes it's nice to offer up a tiny act of rebellion. Here are five incredibly lame ones…
AN adult man who thought he was still down with the kids has finally lost the remaining, insubstantial grasp he had on youth culture.
TOP GCSE grades are an impressive achievement for students but deathly dull to everyone else. These people don’t care if someone got a 9 or a 1.
TEACHERS have announced they will be outside schools all day with big baskets brimming with GCSEs so come and grab as many as you want.
WANT to make someone’s life a misery? These pointers will make inflicting suffering on heroes of the pandemic who can’t answer back that much easier.
AN A-LEVEL student who received a B grade in further maths will be regarded as a complete and utter failure forever.