THE Liverpool parade crash suspect is in court today while rumours continue to swirl online that the real culprit was not a white man. As in these cases:
JFK assassination, November 1963
Initially pinned on Lee Harvey Oswald, online commentators knew he was a patsy by virtue of his skin colour. So who was responsible? Using nothing but video evidence and their own prejudices, sleuths soon found the culprit: a 23-year-old Syrian man who came illegally to the UK in 2022. So far he has provided no alibi.
Death of Princess Diana, August 1997
Henri-Paul was not driving that car. Nor was Dodi. Instead, as the kind of gay lark enjoyed by the heedless upper-classes, they pulled over and invited a homeless man to drive for them as a ‘tremendous hoot’. That man’s name? Mr Taliban Isis.
9/11, September 2001
Can you believe we were so backward in the 00s that brown men committed an atrocity and we tried to prove it was really white men? Idiots. So yeah, 9/11 was still an inside job by the CIA but they didn’t realise they were actually being manipulated by Bin Laden all along. It’s like a racist onion.
The Troubles, late 1960s-1998
The Catholics are white. The Protestants are white. The British Army are white. How could they possibly be in conflict? There has to be a sinister mastermind manipulating both sides into decades of violence, and evidence suggests it was Dalit who runs the shop near Craig’s flat and won’t serve him anymore after an incident last Friday with some cans.
Lee losing his licence, November 2023
Not one that made headlines perhaps, but how is it possible for a white Englishman and expert motorist with a full collection of Top Gear VHS tapes to be banned after one incident of being caught driving slowly and carefully while five or six times over the alcohol limit? I’ve seen some of these magistrates, they’re Indian.
Brexit, June 2016-March 2020
Ruinous act of geopolitical knobheadery that’s left us all poorer, and they say it was the whites did it? Anyone could have voted in that referendum. Classic false flag operation that, where they let in immigrants specially to do it and frame the white indigenous and make them look stupid. You still believe the official story then you’re the thick one, mate.