FINALLY Starmer has bowed to public pressure and set up a national inquiry into grooming gangs. And from there, believes Martin Bishop, these actions are inevitable:
The truth revealed
If a crime’s committed, it’s not by a white man. Come on. That’s common sense. And if they’re not white they’re an immigrant, even if they were born here and so were their parents, and if they’re an immigrant they’re an Islam and if they’re an Islam they’re a terrorist. The government must think we’re stupid.
Racism made law
With these gangs, it’s being foreign. There are white ones but they’re just copying to be cool like Ali G. We need to recognise that being non-white is in itself a criminal condition to which deportation is a compassionate cure. Let’s get that on the statute book and none of this representative democracy business getting in the way.
The government toppled
Obviously. Every single member of this Labour government is actively covering up grooming scandals at all times. When Starmer was a prosecutor he wouldn’t prosecute anyone, not for five years. Didn’t want to seem prejudiced, you see. Anyway they’ll all have to go for these scandals that technically took place when the Tories were in.
Hotels burned down
Once we’ve shipped all the asylums out, I’m not a monster, but the lads in the summer of 2024 were denied their right as Englishmen to burn down hotels and I think that’s a bloody shame. They had their dander up but were stopped by police who knew they were in the wrong. So full apology and get them torched. The rebuild will help the economy.
No more cover-ups
And what I mean by ‘cover-up’ is ‘reality not aligning with the wildest speculations on social media’. A public trawling Twitter until they find an explanation that fits their pre-existing correct prejudices far outstrips the usefulness of any police force. They need to find the most bigoted bloke on each force and make him head of CID. For our local one it’s Nigel.
Tommy Robinson
Tommy Robinson, eh? Right all along. Could make him a judge, could make him Grand Vizier to King Charles, could make him Christmas number one. Up to him really, he’s earned that. Without him martyring himself this enquiry would never have happened. He’s saved Britain. If he wants to replace Churchill in history books I’m alright with that.
