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Middle East fixed, proclaims Trump

PRESIDENT Trump has announced that after a single intervention by the greatest leader the world has ever known, the Middle East is now fixed. 

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Working-class man thinks Nutribullet is sex toy

A WORKING-class man dating a middle-class woman has admitted being shocked and aroused by how openly she discusses her Nutribullet use. 

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