A WOMAN has set the minimum height she will accept in a partner to 6ft 8ins so she never has to think about it ever again. 

Grace Wood-Morris, who is 5ft 9ins, at first wavered at around six foot three before deciding to shoot it all the way to the top and move on with the rest of her life.

She said: “They should have a little counter so the number of available men goes down from thousands to hundreds to zero. That would have made it more satisfying.

“There surely can’t be more than five to 15 single men of that height in the UK, can there? I’ve set it above Osman. Greg Davies won’t swipe, he knows I’m out of his league.

“There you go men, it’s all about height. But when screening for height, why not consider everything else men have to offer – football fandom, obsessive video gaming, a mate from school called Chegsy – and keep on screening for height until there’s no-one left?

“Would I like to go out with a man who’s six foot eight? Not especially. I imagine he’d be just like the rest of them, but bigger.”

Furniture remover Martin Bishop, 6ft 9ins, said: “I shall message her directly. I think of myself as a gentle giant, though I do have a conviction for wounding with intent.”