The Archbishop of Canterbury on… sign up for WW3 or it might affect your job prospects

WAKING up with a hangover so intense it spontaneously transmits false nuclear attack warnings, I gulp down water and reflect on an important ecumenical event that took place this week. 

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All great leaders, when down, focus intently on architectural projects. Hitler did

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist eating a bowl of smokey bacon crisps for breakfast

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