Your astrological week ahead for October 31st, with Psychic Bob

31st October 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… where will Allison Pearson grift her bullshit now?

30th October 2026

WAKING up with a hangover so intense that all my potted plants within a 50-yard radius of it also develop nausea and headaches, I decide to take a bath, during which I suffer an explosive bout of diarrhoea.