Your astrological week ahead for October 17th, with Psychic Bob

17th October 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… don't spend your royalties from 106 books all at once, Suella

16th October 2026

WAKING with a hangover so bad it is as if the late John Bonham and Keith Moon are having a drum-off in my skull, I consume four gallons of soluble Solpadeine and recall the TV idea I had last night.