Business
My nine-point plan for the world to forget what a bellend I've been, by Elon Musk
UNACCOUNTABLY, it appears acting the twat in front of the whole world can damage perceptions of you. No matter. This is my genius plan to turn that around.
Perhaps allowing foreign billionaires to make us their bitch was a flawed strategy, muses Britain
THE UK is re-examining its long-held belief that allowing foreign billionaires to control every aspect of its daily life is a simply brilliant idea.
We ask you: what abusive new name would you give to WH Smith?
HIGH street WH Smith shops will be renamed TGJones after a £76 million buyout. Do you have an alternative name?
